bloardin makes me feel good

Any artistic bloaders should make a giant painting in the street, attract a crowd and once youre done just add "BLOARD.COM" over the top in large green letters

bring in more users with a mascot. like an anthropomorphic cat that dances aggressively at people and backs them into a corner and starts chanting "bloard or die" in their face maybe

Maybe some bloard merchandise like a novelty hat that says 'bloard to the bone'

Maybe a Bloard pot luck where we all make bloard inspired food

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5607] Maybe a Bloard pot luck where we all make bloard inspired food [/quote] im assuming you mean giant platters of nothing but crumbs of various sorts

we cuould kidnap people, bring them to a isolated farm and lock them in a room with computers and force them to make a bloard account. they have to make funny posts at least every waking hour or they get an electric shock or we starve them or something. not saying we should do it but its just an idea im flying up the flag pole.

Everyone teams up to film an epic bloard harlem shake vid

"hey guys, it's me, Zane, and thanks for tuning into my youtube! be sure to like and subscribe at the link below! today we're doing the bloard bucket challenge, where I'll dump a bunch of plus ones on my head to benefit the snooby house, a charity for snoobys. alright, let's get this crazy challenge started!!!!"

[img]http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/CNN-759x475.jpg[/img] A popular new Internet "challenge" has begun to circulate on social media recently wherein teens are subjecting themselves to dangerous, and potentially lethal amounts of +1s. Reports of related medical emergencies have skyrocketed, and as the trend continues to grow, parents are urged to limit the exposure of +1s to children. A public health announcement has been made by the Bloarders Safety Association that while low amounts of +1s pose no risk, extremely concentrated doses of 12 or more may be life threatening and require immediate medical attention. It is unclear as to how the fad was started, but we have this bloard user with us to explain more about the situation:

Forge a survey that says 95% of hot people say that 'famous boarder' is the first thing they look for in a partner.

i have mentioned bloard many times when chatting between stalls and i believe i have my finger on the pulse of what the public wants. the key to getting the e-tourists to stick around is bitmoji integration

I have mentioned bloard to my therapist

installing bloard monitors onto the homeless so everyone on the street can bloard

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

We could make it a requirement to have a tattoo of "bloard.com" on an easily visible place like the forehead or the taint before making an account. That way our new friends would bring in even more.

tried showing my dad bloard. showed him all the cool stuff like gym bloard and book bloard. but now hes always on horny bloard and wont come out of his room 😩

Congratulations to everyone on bringing in new people to bloardm. I knew we could do it guys!

Hello im new to bloard.com I joined because i was curious.. This is my first post

welcome to bloard dot com, rupy. please enjoy the posts

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5797] please enjoy the posts [/quote] dont do this

I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning

Its working guys, its working!!!!!

Welcome Rupy! please enjoy the posts

Thank you! i 'll enjoy the posts!

[quote=rupy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5803] Thank you! i 'll enjoy the posts! [/quote] please enjoy thanm

i caught my wife looking at bloard. its only a matter of time now

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5825] i caught my wife looking at bloard [/quote] post a pic of your wife so we can look at her

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5827] post a pic of your wife so we can look at her [/quote] [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fpost-a-pick-of-you-re-gf%2Fposts%2F2238] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote]

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

I was bloarding at a coffee shop near this University down town. I was getting really deep into the no irony thread and enjoying a nice cup of java. After a while this really cute coed approached me and asked "what I was doing" and I started to tell her about bloard but she was talking to someone else it turned out. I'm pretty sure she heard me whisper "bloard dot com" though, so hey if you see this, I'm the guy from the coffee shop and I'm really sorry about urinating when you talked to me even though it turned out you were talking to that other person but now that you're on bloard I guess it all worked out. .

My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there

Shoot snooby out of a canon in a really public place. In my vision he's wearing all green with a cape that says "I'ts all on bloard baby" and while flying gracefully through the air, he shouts "Go on Bloard.com" Think you're up to that snooby?

Turding in the shape of "Bloard dot com" on the white house lawn while they're all sleeping

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6232] My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there [/quote] this appears to be a deep web rattlesnake original. for that i bestow upon you this very special upbloard.

ok enough playing nice lets jsut fucking kidnap them

10 years mandatory bloard service oo-freaking-rah

It worked!

Welcome friend

hi, welcome to bloard