ffs. dont double-post. you're messing up my fantasy bloard league stats
- i saw a fucking ant in the shower today. he was visible on the white tiles, and then he would disappear into the black tile void. i'm pretty sure i washed him down the drain, but it fucks me up that that sick ant freak has seen my pecker
- Washed him straight down the drain. Destination: horny bloard - the bottom of the sewer.
- I eat a bowl of ants for breakfast
- depends how big they are
- Little Erik, I think you're fucked up for having a bathroom floor that is more than one colour.
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4312] Little Erik, I think you're fucked up for having a bathroom floor that is more than one colour. [/quote] anyone reading this thread: if your bathroom floor is not one solid continuous uninterrupted color... you are owned
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4313] anyone reading this thread: if your bathroom floor is not one solid continuous uninterrupted color... you are owned [/quote] fuck !! I am owned . !!
- i am become owned, feeler of feels
- ANT N🐜N TNA
- I would like to have the most recent post in the ants thread
- you know fellas, I am not trying to stir the pot here, but the way I see it, ant societies have division of labor, communication between individuals, and an ability to solve complex problems. These parallels with human societies have long been an inspiration and subject of study. Many human cultures make use of ants in cuisine, medication, and rituals. Ants' ability to exploit resources may bring ants into conflict with humans, however, as they can damage crops, invade buildings, and try to sneak a look at your fuckin pecker.
- i think even ants can't see your pecker on account of how small it iws
- ants crawled up my butt and their in my brain now
- you guys see the seinfeld episode about ants. where cramer says "ants, jerry,, mmmmwwwAAAnts!!"
- no i havent
- no need to be rude about it
- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4361] ants crawled up my butt and their in my brain now [/quote] i've always said this guy must be thinking with his ass!!!!!!!
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/seNmbl3.png[/img] this dude definitely saw me shitting
- He needs to pick up that stray pube and incorporate into his nest for his homies ☺️
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4371] He needs to pick up that stray pube and incorporate into his nest for his homies ☺️ [/quote] that's not a pube. that's a ball hair
- its fucked up that you have ball hairs growing where pubes should be
- Ants are thick ....sexual ..
- whenever i'm stressed at work i calmly imagine a future where the ant thread has more posts than the real talk thread
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4385] whenever i'm stressed at work i calmly imagine a future where the ant thread has more posts than the real talk thread [/quote] heres some freaking real talk: ants are the freaking WORST
- anticon... remember that? probably not
- just thinking out loud.
- here's me thinkin out loud: "hey ants. fuck off and don't look at my dick anymore."
- my family came home from christmas tree shopping to find that ants had locked us out of the house. now they;re in there trying on my clothes and there's fuck all i can do about it
- i didn't know that ants could wear xxxl tall tees
- They found little erik’s son’s (enormous erik) clothes
- which one of you sent me this box of ants for christmas. who would want this. this is a bad gift
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4410] anticon... remember that? probably not [/quote] i remember..real rap, not that ganster thug stuff
- I love puking on myself
- I think we're getting too off-topic in this ant thread. Let's bring it back. Any you guys into ants
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3852] Ants are cool 😎 [/quote]
- they're not my favorite, tbh
- ants in my pants
- my new year's resolution is to be more kind to strangers, to be a better person, and to exterminate ants any time I see them by stooping down to the ground and licking them up with my tongue and chewing them into a fine paste and shitting them out into a special hole that I dug in the woods
- update: the special hole I dug in the woods got turned into condos 😒