guy from my high school who insisted he was the hulk and loved naruto. when we finished he moved to north africa and he sent me loads of pics of him with guns. also he had this massive dog he kept posting pics of on facebook, apparently it killed a stray cat one time and then he sold it. he was a very funny & interesting guy , i have no idea where he is now

grand bloard auto V

I have "BLOARD" written on the inside of both of my eyelids so every time I blink I remember this great message board I call home

Genki Desu :)

ya

ants dont freeze

a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year 😨

trying to fit this entire loaf of bread up my ass because it's sahditty night

Cornavirus it's like a beer virus

i will never reaveal my most powerful secret

luigi

ironically? dude... hate to fuckin say this,, but get tf out

chowderhead dipstick fuck knuckle peckerface douche nozzle

anyone here wipe theyre ass with a bit of soap on the tissue? no water just soap. on the tissue

same

Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Grayson’s train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm

Greaat Idea, Derek, I'm currently working on a way to play this song whenever a bloard user opens up a post in Horny bloard and eventually when Horny bloard becomes bigger than gbs it will play on the whole site

\ \ \ \ \ ^\ \ \ \💩 \ Damn that shit’s biscotti on the other side now

swell idea claire i'll give it a try

THIS

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Please everyone visit the good morning thread when you wake up. Sweet dreams

im white, jerry, could you genocide me?

i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill

your enlisting into the toilet with all the other stinky pieces of poo doo

hey

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*

getting my hog ready

it’s me. i’m bloardman

Alan Jackson knows how to make a couple southern fingers snap!

it's fake, and gay.

new york accent: woid

i did that thing on bloard again, the thing the voices tell me to (post)

🙂👍

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F13053] bade [/quote] bull shit

If you ask me, this is the thread of the day

*opening my stocking* what's this? my own dick and balls? wow, how thoughtful!!

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BENifits: luigi odyssey; breath mint of the wild; DrawBack: console look like a micro wave lmao anyway thats me yall. have a good night

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5607] Maybe a Bloard pot luck where we all make bloard inspired food [/quote] im assuming you mean giant platters of nothing but crumbs of various sorts