1080 pee. this year i will spin around in circles pissing everywhere
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- I'm actually going to the actual gym tonight. i'm going to self-actualize by actually moving heavy objects with my actual limbs, repeatedly. i actually had a wide-grip bar get flung through my actual frontal cortex, and now my actual broca area is actually broca-en.
- went to the gym today and did 20 mins on the stationary bike and realized near about min 19 that i was seated completely backwards so that i was facing the treadmillers behind (in front of) me the whole time. i cancelled my membership 5 minutes ago. good call or nah?
- someone told me to read italo calvino who i have a couple books by i never finished so maybe i'll do that later. when i'm done jacking off and playing video games lol.
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- hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" π [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] π why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" π [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] π² so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" π [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] π i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]
- guy from my high school who insisted he was the hulk and loved naruto. when we finished he moved to north africa and he sent me loads of pics of him with guns. also he had this massive dog he kept posting pics of on facebook, apparently it killed a stray cat one time and then he sold it. he was a very funny & interesting guy , i have no idea where he is now
- what you want to do is buy a girl a load of boxes of chocolate, like in the double figures maybe even in the teens and then sit her down and insist she eats every single one and start crying if she doesnt
- shit. god damn it. i hate it. fuck. aaagh. aaaagh. crap. jeez. fffffucklestiltskins. aaaaaagh.
- remembered this guy who would smoke weed and watch ong bak on his playstation 2
- i got bloard hooked up to my veins and i'm wheeling a little IV cart of it around my house
- I'M PISSED OFF TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- not to be a birch, but have you considered branching out and looking at more things? i think it wood help. if your behavior doesnt improve we'll have to sit down for coniferous to get to the root of the problem. i already have it plant out, so keep yourself in check.
- make brownies. Itβs basically chocolate cake but itβs socially acceptable to eat the whole pan
- I asked her she said she hasn't gone on the computer lately
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019
- ever shown bloard to your friends and if so howd they react π¦π§π§
- anyone here wipe theyre ass with a bit of soap on the tissue? no water just soap. on the tissue
- Just put some eyeliner
- nope still havent read a goddamned thing
- The only combo breaker I know of is this here gawper of mine. This here pie hole.
- cool, can i be the fat useless one? haha it's a joke based on reality
- Yeah my apt building has a bench and a squat rack so I can do all standard lifts like usual, no dumbbells though
- Eric isnβt feel very well, when Dick pray, Dick pray with Erik π£π£π£π£