its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts
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- I've been anti-ants from the beginning and to this day I'm still anti-ants. I was at my mom's house a few days ago and she's got these bait things that the ants think are food then they take them back to the anthill only to realize too late that they're actually poison. Owned lmao
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5607] Maybe a Bloard pot luck where we all make bloard inspired food [/quote] im assuming you mean giant platters of nothing but crumbs of various sorts
- [img]https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/77250/screenshots/455769/police.gif[/img] [img]https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/32522/1-1/adult-fbi-costume.jpg[/img] - Agent Bloarr D. Mahn
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2F2021-early-2022-guys-i-remembered-thread%2Fposts%2F13624] CHERNUP [/quote] chernip…..
- derek that was 3 days ago i think the boners gone man :(
- which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever
- shave bloard into your chest hair and stand shirtless by the punch bowl
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6130] I really want to die asap. can’t talk to anyone about that though. that’s just the depression talking, or i’m obligated to report this to the authorities. or something like that, is what various people would say. [/quote] sorry to hear that my dude. as cliche as it sounds, don't feel guilty about reaching out or asking for help especially when you need to. i'm sure the fellow bloarders would give you permission to go seek help even when you can't give yourself permission 👌
- i did that thing on bloard again, the thing the voices tell me to (post)
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*
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- my ideal sexual partner is a humanoid version of the springfield monorail, reaming my distended orifices infinitely and eternally
- *slowly taking my shirt of and flexing my big muscles as i begin to type, but somehow my very high pitched mickey mouse voice is picked up through the text* Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. no homo
- a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.
- i think granolavelt has some good points here... farquad was a good leader that did a lot for his people. historians believe shrek single hamdedly dismantled a functioning society. but i believe it was the italians
- *smoking cig while leaning on a wall in my leather jacket facing the other direction, and turning towards you and lowering my sunglasses* you wanna know how to post on Bloard, huh? you don't wanna know how to post on Bloard, kid. It's too much for you to handle.
- i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill
- let's hear em *doing the "gimme/c'mon" gesture...cmon let's hear em. cmon then
- hey get that afternoon crap out of here this is for mornings only
