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- today's my day off so i was going ask my fellow bloardmen. the trainer at my Local Planet fitness keeps giving me the "you don't look repulsive to me" eyes, which i think may be a trap, because i am actually a giant walking 50-gallon black contractor's trashbag filled to the top with hair and lard. She was at the desk when i slathered my way up and gave the little keykard thing attached to my keychain thing for her to scan, and she gave me those eyes, so i blurted out "BLOARD DOT COM" and then coughed because i choked on my own spit a little which a little of which flew out of my mouth onto her yellow trainer shirt that said "trainer",i quickly grabbed my keychain and quickly waddled to the bathroom where i nervously began to fart a lot while my face turned the color of an embarrassed beet. do you guys think i have a chance? i hope she gets on Bloard, and she can come in this thread and talk about bloard, and also gym bloard-related stuff, what do you guys think? she doesn't have a nametag, so i don't know what her name is, other than "Trainer," i'm thinking she looks like a Christy or Natalie, something with a long "E" sound at the end, she's very pretty, and my bowels are starting to loosen thinking about the whole situation. thoughts?
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- BENifits: luigi odyssey; breath mint of the wild; DrawBack: console look like a micro wave lmao anyway thats me yall. have a good night
- if the girl selling the bagels isn't nice, i don't want the bagel.
- I'm a fake person too. I only befriend those who make me look cool, so I can in turn look cooler. I also don't wash any parts of my body that clothes will cover, because hell, I'm the only one seeing that shit anyways. Who gives a hoot!
- Please everyone visit the good morning thread when you wake up. Sweet dreams
- arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!
- chowderhead dipstick fuck knuckle peckerface douche nozzle
- Greaat Idea, Derek, I'm currently working on a way to play this song whenever a bloard user opens up a post in Horny bloard and eventually when Horny bloard becomes bigger than gbs it will play on the whole site
- i think its cool because loves navel posts here.
- i’m not reading any books or doing any exercise.
- i will never reaveal my most powerful secret
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F12937] mike, this will work. just cram dick into sofa and dump your nuts, easy plus mess free [/quote] used “ands,” can’t vote plus
- Howdy pardoners And also howdy partners And also howdy pardners
- I'm preparing for Christmas by shooting egg nog into my brain through my ear with a turkey baster
- Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Grayson’s train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm
- [url]https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/who-runs-this-sight[/url] [url]https://bloard.com/bloards/fuck/topics/new-meme[/url] "some times, knowlegde is right in front of you. and some times? the last place you'll look ." -hillips
- \ \ \ \ \ ^\ \ \ \💩 \ Damn that shit’s biscotti on the other side now
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*
- i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill
- i did that thing on bloard again, the thing the voices tell me to (post)
- *smoking cig while leaning on a wall in my leather jacket facing the other direction, and turning towards you and lowering my sunglasses* you wanna know how to post on Bloard, huh? you don't wanna know how to post on Bloard, kid. It's too much for you to handle.
