blood-soaked toast

i used to post on this great site where only cool people hung out and chatted and no one ever said anything rude or mean. it was cool. i remember it having a greenish color scheme and there were these little buttons you could click to indicate you liked a post. boy, those "plus ones" (as we used to call them, you'd have to have a really big brain to understand why) were so much fun to collect and give out. anyway i can't remember what it was called, does this sound familiar to anyone?

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It's a dark and stormy night and I'm writing on like a way to make my posts better or skating and it just doesn't when. I never correct spelling or auto correct words that's just my brand on here bitch

enter the void and the limits of control. those are the only two movies i watch and i'm always watching them and thinking about them as i watch them. sometimes i put two tvs together and watch them at the same time

Im pleased to announce that I am starting a gofumdme to get OP a cane. Further details will follow.

Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.

And I think it's gonna be a long olong time, till touchdown brings me round again to find... I'm not the man they think I am at home oh nonono. I'm a rocket man, burnin out his fuse out here alone. -David Bowie. Love is real.

you seen this fuckin thing they got now? the olympics? what am I, greek?

when I see ants I'm like motherfucker get the hell out of here before I kick you in your postpetiole

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thank you my friends jerry and derek

hi hony

hubba h ubba... (feelingt he bloard up, fondling it in certain places, seeing how far it will let me go..)

I only listen to video game music for children .

reckon i saw him out behind the bloardhouse pickin trash out of a bush bout a week or so ago. mighty big feller, though not as hairy as i thought he'd be. guy was shaved buck naked everywhere but his wild ass hair, looked likey had a skirt on from the back view

oh, hey bloardman. did you see derek around anywhere? thought I just saw him in here but guess not. i was gonna give him a tender plum but i'll just leave it right here for him [img=100x100]https://www.lewandmassager.com/media/catalog/product/cache/8/thumbnail/163b81649b7ef7bc8a00b0066e59ae0a/l/e/lelo-lily-2-plum-01.jpg[/img] ok see ya later homie

That feel when I still live in Derek's house

I'm ANTi-ant! Get it because of the ANT in ANTi 😂😂

I have "BLOARD" written on the inside of both of my eyelids so every time I blink I remember this great message board I call home

under WHERE?

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[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FRecipes%2Ftopics%2Fcuisine-what-are-you-cooking-today-mmm-culture-talent%2Fposts%2F12715] i use a glass tumbler i have thats really thick glass. i whisk the egg in the cup, then put the pan on top upside down. flip the sumbitch over and cook on low heat. bam perfectly round fried egg. [/quote] that is simply genis. game changing.

I'm a fake person too. I only befriend those who make me look cool, so I can in turn look cooler. I also don't wash any parts of my body that clothes will cover, because hell, I'm the only one seeing that shit anyways. Who gives a hoot!

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F5998] when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be. [/quote] what the fuck

Please everyone visit the good morning thread when you wake up. Sweet dreams

cute

í gegnum sandströndin og dalirnar af grænu blómstrandi, bloardman ferðast landið með hnefaleikum hnefa. Hann hefur svarið að útrýma heimi tröllanna og skítpakkana. ef hann sér þig, ekki hlaupa. felur aðeins í sér þjáningar þínar. Það er engin flýja.

a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year 😨

oh definitely. i think there is no question

*starts pooping in the sand box*

ya

chowderhead dipstick fuck knuckle peckerface douche nozzle

bloard needs anti doping committee to prevent unscrupulous posters from getting unfair +1 advantage under the influence of nugs

ah, the broken peen fucc paradox. anyway, the [looking at perfectly legible writing on my non-sweaty palm] HYMEN, is a protective barriar of the vagina. think Jabu Jabu's belly

there's a secret bloard?

that's badass

Cornavirus it's like a beer virus

i will never reaveal my most powerful secret

Greaat Idea, Derek, I'm currently working on a way to play this song whenever a bloard user opens up a post in Horny bloard and eventually when Horny bloard becomes bigger than gbs it will play on the whole site