[tosses pigfoot's fucked up claw hand on the counter]
pretty cool huh
top posts
- (Tune of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song) Dick suck Christmas party
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4782] makes sense. that's legally when you can do it. [/quote] I'm too scared to start masturbating. I'm almost 30 and have never done it. I'd probably not be any good at it anyways so who cares, haha.
- in this thread the mods are selected through years and years of inbreeding
- im aggressively slamming toilet man into the pussy like a battering ram
- The court finds this unacceptable and orders Jerry to issue Judge RaymondMoist a new years boon.
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- i invested in hog in the 90s now i sit on one of my 'hog stack' instead of sitting on a chair
- post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard
- [quote=Battra;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fworst-letters-ever%2Fposts%2F12545] Q f k s [/quote] ok buddy you can eff right off! I personally think F is one of the best letters ever...
- I haven't posted on bloard in so long that when I type the word "bloard" it autocorrects to board again smh
- gonna have to go with muscle since the Brain is my most important one
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10928] Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe 😌😅😊 [/quote] BRO! I WAS GONNA REVEAL IT ONCE YALL POSTED 100 SECRETS!
- Bitch don't kill my vibe. Never hire mercenaries hillpis!! You never read The Prince? Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck have you been Bloardman? It's up to you to make Bloard lively!!! You bloardman are our only hope!!! LOL Joop, you deserve a break, that schedule post was killer. Hillips, or hillips the ever met a fellow bloarder classic, but step up the game, I'm only sayin this cause I know you are capable of great feats, all you other fucks (excluding Kingdad42, yr doin a fantastic job) Write!!! fuckin cocksuckers, DO THE WORK!!!
- if you post your pw in bloard it'll automatically get filtered: ********
- [[[[[OOC: cool what kind]]]]] *pats big box of muffins with a knowing smile*
- i fight my way out of the scenario, relying on my iron will, my razor sharp wits and my devsatating kick attack.
- I'm actually going to the actual gym tonight. i'm going to self-actualize by actually moving heavy objects with my actual limbs, repeatedly. i actually had a wide-grip bar get flung through my actual frontal cortex, and now my actual broca area is actually broca-en.
- someone told me to read italo calvino who i have a couple books by i never finished so maybe i'll do that later. when i'm done jacking off and playing video games lol.