I bloard in abandoned buildings. I bloard in squalor
dick chappy
A technoboy From cradle to grave.
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F12126] Let's do it, let's kill beefsnack ๐๐ [/quote] More like queefsnack lmoa
- you learn to talk to all the earth-based creepy crawlies and beasties and things are going really great. just as you're beginning to think "wow these guys are all so great!", you stumble across a very serious plot by ants to kidnap [url=https://bloard.com/users/littleerik]littleerik[/url]. when you try to tell others they think it's a funny joke and don't take it seriously. i wish i owned Herbie, the car with a 'tude
- Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. ๐
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fgou%2Fposts%2F12513] Gou [/quote] Insane shit people wtf
- Hey moog, the other side sent me to tell you theyโre still laughing about your little orange pussy!
- turned over a log and got bitten to pieces by a bunch of ants (i'm pretty sure it was a racist thing, as it often is with ants) so i started frantically slapping them but they're fast little buggers so they would just dodge all my attempts to defend myself causing me to inflict pain only on myself. I swear i could hear them laughing and teasing and calling me bitch.
- find myself saying โfuckin bitch like cumโ quite a bit these days it doesnโt mean anything
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7838] but, more traffic would mean more dummies ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ [/quote] Have some faith. Bloard brings out the best in people โบ๏ธ
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7816] Grab two friends and do the bloard dance. If they refuse, then give 'em a good old bloard stare down until they piss their pants and post. [/quote] bloarders be like [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/893084fa2350f5bfe2d3e543e3d5f310/tenor.gif?itemid=3495287[/img]
- Once every two or three days, as if on queue I manage to convince myself that I'm bloardman when in reality I'm just some newbie bloarder ๐
- I got what it takes cap. Put me in! ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8260] claire!!!!!!! you either ignored or didn't notice the alternating boon-curse-boon-curse pattern i'm using that forced me to give snooby a curse. you would have gotten a boon if you had not so angered me with this silly mistake. curse: you're deathly allergic to peanuts this year. not to all peanuts, no, you're allergic to 3 specific peanuts. avoid them at all costs. [/quote] Ah the ol boon, curse, boon, curse rotation. Very archaic but still works a treat ๐ง
- Ants have always rubbed me the wrong way. They're kind of snooty and don't let me in on their jokes ๐ค
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12120] I'm using mammal brain to excrete my fecal matter in the street without feeling guilty [/quote] my mammal brain is bouncing off the inner walls of my skull because blandkidneystone just posted!
- woke up in a cold sweat after dreaming about watching the Harry Hill movie and thinking "where did Harry Hill go after his movie?" Later in the day, with the help of a friend i read up on harry hill's recent activity and confirmed with myself that he's okay so i'm fine now!
- A bloard for confessing to embarrassing things you do (or have done). Maybe other bloard users can console you, but this is a no tease zone so no cruel judgment!
- Eric isnโt feel very well, when Dick pray, Dick pray with Erik ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
- Maybe some bloard merchandise like a novelty hat that says 'bloard to the bone'
- A place for figuring out where each bloarder would fall on a character alignment chart!
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- Oh boy! First day on the job, canโt wait to start ๐
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*