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- here's a post I've been thinking about lately: electro-swing music sucks shit and is for idiots
- Alan Jackson knows how to make a couple southern fingers snap!
- *opening my stocking* what's this? my own dick and balls? wow, how thoughtful!!
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsick-of-this-bullshit%2Fposts%2F13069] I Am Going To Kill Everyone On Bloard.com [/quote] i grab your gun and kick you in the dick and then i take it apart & empty all the bullets out of it and put the bolt right up your ass
- i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*
- WHAt up modaf*ckas EDIT: Sorry, meant to make a new thread for this
- my ideal sexual partner is a humanoid version of the springfield monorail, reaming my distended orifices infinitely and eternally
- *smoking cig while leaning on a wall in my leather jacket facing the other direction, and turning towards you and lowering my sunglasses* you wanna know how to post on Bloard, huh? you don't wanna know how to post on Bloard, kid. It's too much for you to handle.
- i did that thing on bloard again, the thing the voices tell me to (post)
- Not too sure that I like these meta threads. Regardless, I did indeed post on Bloard today.
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fback-from-a-trip%2Fposts%2F7782] they call it acid because it eats away at your brain and makes you stupid as hell, smoke some mother freakin w33d d00b1es instead!!!! [/quote] there's a reason they call it dope and I'll let you know if I figure out what it is.
- on this 4/20 day i would like to remind everyone that if you blaze a fat nug you're going to hell
- let's hear em *doing the "gimme/c'mon" gesture...cmon let's hear em. cmon then
- hey get that afternoon crap out of here this is for mornings only
- it rules having your entire life be a sham. i can't say that in the other thread because of the title
- I've been anti-ants from the beginning and to this day I'm still anti-ants. I was at my mom's house a few days ago and she's got these bait things that the ants think are food then they take them back to the anthill only to realize too late that they're actually poison. Owned lmao
- The court finds this unacceptable and orders Jerry to issue Judge RaymondMoist a new years boon.
- The rule around here is that if you want Kingdad42 to respect you you have to kick his ass. It's a rite of paaaage we've all had to complete except for yoshifanatic, who couldn't do it because he has flippers for limbs. His mom took the medicine that gives you mutations when she was pregnant with him so he's shaped like a dolphin.
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2F2021-early-2022-guys-i-remembered-thread%2Fposts%2F13624] CHERNUP [/quote] chernip…..
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10467] Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street! [/quote] its actually called "the world famous travelling hardware store" and its not a dumpster at all
- 15 posts in this shitty thread and i still dont know what a himalayan is
