It's 12:00 PM on a Thursday, date August 17, 2017. I log on to Bloard dot com to see what all of my chums are talking about. I notice there's a thread about techno music by slow learner. I think to myself, "hey, I like techno music. I like how it goes thump thump thump and sometimes tshh tshh tshh. this seems like the perfect thread for me to reply to." but then I realize, I have two options here: 1. I could either be perfectly sincere and non-ironic and name some of my favorite techno producers (Underground Resistance, Drexciya, Robert Armani, etc.) to get some sort of discussion going and maybe get a techno sub-community happening on the site or 2. Type out a 100% ironic, potentially really funny reply that'll fit the absurdist nature of the forum. Something that will give me a fuckton of green plusses in return. I make my decision after hours of hard thinking and reading my worn-out copy of Gravity's Rainbow. I type out my reply: "you mean like animal collective yes"

jerry... can you please give me your wife's email... i'll explain later. thanks in advance

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I had a pizza and the lady had a salad... you fellas know how it goes.,,

I have "BLOARD" written on the inside of both of my eyelids so every time I blink I remember this great message board I call home

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-chat-3%2Fposts%2F3504] whats ur twitter name [/quote] https://twitter.com/MMJMMJBLOG

please feel free to share your very own ideas for potential bumper stickers. for example, here are some ones i came up with: "I break for Bloarders" "My other car is a Bloardmobile" "That kid I just ran over said he hated Bloard" also I have a really awesome idea for a BBQ t-shirt that says "kiss me, I'm a bloarder!" ... but that's a thread for another day my friends!! 😁😁 let me know some of your'e ideas in the comments section down below! thanks and keep bloarding

chocolate milk? yes sir that's my shit 🍌🍌🍌LONG LIVE THE KING🍌🍌🍌

i'm the baby gotta love me

derek just got blown teh FUCK out

Hah, nice try. I'm the one who's claiming this board, pal.

phew! that was a close one!

I went on a really long bike ride and befriended some drug dealers the other day. pretty cool stuff.

why arer you dorks talking about computers and math and geek stuff you're all derailing the thread about bees!!!!!

now we need to find a way to get more people to sign up for joinbloard.com... christ this is getting out of control

nice blog post nerd

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don't youo m,ean Turn on your Mother... because thats what i did lastd night

joop I had no idea you were a member of Boards of Canada

use it in reference to bloarders. it's funny plus it helps spread the word about the site.

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhelp-time-sensitive%2Fposts%2F3189] last year i backed myself into a situation where the only out, was declaring loudly that i didn't know how to use a computer (like eminem!) .... so that's not an option...thanks though [/quote] you can access bloard without a computer

me love hgues yes me do!!!!! ☺☺☺😁😁😁

there's a new e in e4

put "member of bloard dot com"

I feel the top of the bloard come off Kill everybody in there And I'm watching all the posters burn out Trying to pretend that I care

that bloard when you haven't been added to the bloard group dm on twitter

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-chat-3%2Fposts%2F3499] Honestly? It's pretty good. [/quote] fuck now i'll never know what it's like to be a true bloarder...

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-chat-3%2Fposts%2F3510] marcel ...do you like Public Image Ltd. .. [/quote] yes... i think first issue and metal box are fantastic albums

I fucking hate my life

I like it

Snakes and Ladders

I had lunch with a girl today and now I'm depressed (not because of the girl)

[lets out a fucking ughe smile as i reach for my keyboard] glasses much

I like it

gloard

thats like saying panda bears is s beter than animal collective, a seminal techno music group....

I hereby demand a cat bloard for feline lovers such as myself

https://twitter.com/JoePaterno/status/996318661

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3253] IM NOT GETTING NE MATCHES IN TINDER, GIRLS FUCKEN HATE A NICE GUY THEY ONLY WANT ALPHA JOCKS [/quote] I feel you brother ✊

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3259] girls "chik's" want a jawline bloke with 17 inche instead of 14 inch biceps whom browses gym bloard and hAs lvl 100 strength but lvl <15 charisma , and also, 15,000 bitcoin . a lady want someone whom beg tyo be loved . the more subservient the better. field studies have show this [/quote] what da fuck 0_o