tater longs lmao... quality new meme
cashier: sir. sir?
top posts
- someone told me to read italo calvino who i have a couple books by i never finished so maybe i'll do that later. when i'm done jacking off and playing video games lol.
- 1080 pee. this year i will spin around in circles pissing everywhere
- what you want to do is buy a girl a load of boxes of chocolate, like in the double figures maybe even in the teens and then sit her down and insist she eats every single one and start crying if she doesnt
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F10621] cum... uh... line? [/quote] by
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-bloards-are-beautiful%2Fposts%2F5751] "bloard is in the eye of the +1'er" - tagline for the bloard sports drink, bloarder[b]aids[/b]โข [/quote] lmbo
- thread for โwould you ratherโ style hypothetical questions. my question: would you rather drink a bucket of tears or a bucket of sweat?
- what if you called your band "hairy metallica" instead? I think that would be cool
- nope still havent read a goddamned thing
- SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLORPPPRORPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSHHHHLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
- I'M PISSED OFF TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- remembered this guy who would smoke weed and watch ong bak on his playstation 2
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Foooh-lume%2Fposts%2F5733] Snooby. you could have asked to use the bathroom and farted in there [/quote] he's gonna be thinking about this and saying "shit" under his breath for the rest of his life
- hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" ๐ [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] ๐ why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" ๐ [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] ๐ฒ so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" ๐ [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] ๐ i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]
- The only combo breaker I know of is this here gawper of mine. This here pie hole.
- born too early to explore bloard2...๐ด born too late to witness Swann posts on bloard...๐ถ born just in time to +1 kingdad for speaking the d*mn truth ..๐
- Is this just a gender reveal thread
- Eric isnโt feel very well, when Dick pray, Dick pray with Erik ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
- cool, can i be the fat useless one? haha it's a joke based on reality
- [img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/98/63/21/9863216ce532cb14e85cee6d90b78bdb.jpg[/img]
- reading this and getting all worked up about thighs
- I like to put this on in the background. My favourite station is 7! [url]http://magictransistor.com/radio[/url]
- i have reason 2 believe that this thread is not as altruistic as it seems. in fact, my sources tell me this thread was authored by a colony of ants, which have taken control of hillipsโ account! ๐จ ๐
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flist-your-top-3-talents%2Fposts%2F7851] i wish i had some talents [/quote] that is a talent in and of itself
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7291] bloard 3...? [/quote] what the fuck, man, no