a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year π¨
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- i also want big sister jugs but the thread got locked :/
- chowderhead dipstick fuck knuckle peckerface douche nozzle
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Foooh-lume%2Fposts%2F5733] Snooby. you could have asked to use the bathroom and farted in there [/quote] he's gonna be thinking about this and saying "shit" under his breath for the rest of his life
- Please everyone visit the good morning thread when you wake up. Sweet dreams
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffunny-word-bloard%2Fposts%2F9852] w.. the f ??? i feel threddened [/quote] Good πΌ
- i will never reaveal my most powerful secret
- right now. i was just eating grease out of the trap
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/QH2-TGUlwu4[/youtube]
- \ \ \ \ \ ^\ \ \ \π© \ Damn that shitβs biscotti on the other side now
- yes you are looking a tad pale my poor thing, please come and lie down in dr moogs patented healing vat and rest your weary soul. do not fret sweet dumpling for ALL symptoms are transient in face of my vast experience and wide selection of medical apparatus! all services and operations are free of charge of course, as it is the health and well being of my test subje- err, that of my lovely friends and community that drives my passion! now please, settle and do tell, what is it that ails you?
- Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Graysonβs train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm
- best pasta: limited edition heinz tin with holographic label, pasta shapes in tomato sauce shaped like pokΓ©mon creatures
- make brownies. Itβs basically chocolate cake but itβs socially acceptable to eat the whole pan
- its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts
- i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019
- which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5607] Maybe a Bloard pot luck where we all make bloard inspired food [/quote] im assuming you mean giant platters of nothing but crumbs of various sorts
- my baby is also going to be named mike, but it will be smart
- guy from my high school who insisted he was the hulk and loved naruto. when we finished he moved to north africa and he sent me loads of pics of him with guns. also he had this massive dog he kept posting pics of on facebook, apparently it killed a stray cat one time and then he sold it. he was a very funny & interesting guy , i have no idea where he is now
- Alan Jackson knows how to make a couple southern fingers snap!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*
- *opening my stocking* what's this? my own dick and balls? wow, how thoughtful!!
- my ideal sexual partner is a humanoid version of the springfield monorail, reaming my distended orifices infinitely and eternally
- *smoking cig while leaning on a wall in my leather jacket facing the other direction, and turning towards you and lowering my sunglasses* you wanna know how to post on Bloard, huh? you don't wanna know how to post on Bloard, kid. It's too much for you to handle.
