*austin powers voice* do i make you hor.. oh what's the point...
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- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- [tosses pigfoot's fucked up claw hand on the counter] pretty cool huh
- I haven't posted on bloard in so long that when I type the word "bloard" it autocorrects to board again smh
- i invested in hog in the 90s now i sit on one of my 'hog stack' instead of sitting on a chair
- post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10928] Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe 😌😅😊 [/quote] BRO! I WAS GONNA REVEAL IT ONCE YALL POSTED 100 SECRETS!
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10467] Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street! [/quote] its actually called "the world famous travelling hardware store" and its not a dumpster at all
- if you post your pw in bloard it'll automatically get filtered: ********
- [quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F5998] when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be. [/quote] what the fuck
- i’m not reading any books or doing any exercise.
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12120] I'm using mammal brain to excrete my fecal matter in the street without feeling guilty [/quote] my mammal brain is bouncing off the inner walls of my skull because blandkidneystone just posted!
- Actual conspiracy: We're all deadly serious and mean everything we say on here.
- i think its cool because loves navel posts here.
- í gegnum sandströndin og dalirnar af grænu blómstrandi, bloardman ferðast landið með hnefaleikum hnefa. Hann hefur svarið að útrýma heimi tröllanna og skítpakkana. ef hann sér þig, ekki hlaupa. felur aðeins í sér þjáningar þínar. Það er engin flýja.
- [quote=Battra;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fworst-letters-ever%2Fposts%2F12545] Q f k s [/quote] ok buddy you can eff right off! I personally think F is one of the best letters ever...
- went to the gym today and did 20 mins on the stationary bike and realized near about min 19 that i was seated completely backwards so that i was facing the treadmillers behind (in front of) me the whole time. i cancelled my membership 5 minutes ago. good call or nah?
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F7707] diabetes kicks ass and I love getting it. [/quote] folks, I gotta go with bugdeal on this particular issue
- someone told me to read italo calvino who i have a couple books by i never finished so maybe i'll do that later. when i'm done jacking off and playing video games lol.
- i fight my way out of the scenario, relying on my iron will, my razor sharp wits and my devsatating kick attack.
- Im normal and my lungs are filled with cat hair. I'm being sincere