i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover

prevention, irony, laughter, time, stuff like that.

cute

í gegnum sandströndin og dalirnar af grænu blómstrandi, bloardman ferðast landið með hnefaleikum hnefa. Hann hefur svarið að útrýma heimi tröllanna og skítpakkana. ef hann sér þig, ekki hlaupa. felur aðeins í sér þjáningar þínar. Það er engin flýja.

Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe 😌😅😊

oh definitely. i think there is no question

*starts pooping in the sand box*

its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11500] we will reduce horny bloard numbers by at least half for 2020. [/quote] this is bullshit you wont get away with this

that's badass

Let's get cozy. :) [img]https://iso.500px.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/winners_cover-1500x1000.jpg[/img] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcRXO5vVcRg[/youtube]

I’m lying in bed at 3pm having eaten nothing and missing work and posting on my phone because I’m a lazy depressed pampered shit. think i’ll play some video games :cool:

howdy my pardners, and "Up Yours" to any varmints...

i lost my Cumby

23:40. too freaking late for someone getting up at 7am. im a mess

It's a dark and stormy night and I'm writing on like a way to make my posts better or skating and it just doesn't when. I never correct spelling or auto correct words that's just my brand on here bitch

thats cool, what powers do you have. super spit?

bloard dark ages

there's a secret bloard?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/iNWjtYY.png[/img]

now that the dust has settled i feel safe saying, Yeah. Yeah I’m Thinkin’ I Want To Fuck That Bear.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjV5jf5Nx4k[/youtube]

I only listen to video game music for children .

Fuck this site

Im pleased to announce that I am starting a gofumdme to get OP a cane. Further details will follow.

bloard doesnt see race

Congratulations to everyone on bringing in new people to bloardm. I knew we could do it guys!

thank you my friends jerry and derek

[img]https://c8.alamy.com/comp/M9MC62/chestnut-pony-peeking-out-his-box-stall-M9MC62.jpg[/img]

I'm ANTi-ant! Get it because of the ANT in ANTi 😂😂

hi hony

Whip looking good bruh

no still in here

I have "BLOARD" written on the inside of both of my eyelids so every time I blink I remember this great message board I call home

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8076] had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence? [/quote] "to each his own" is my motto

ah, the broken peen fucc paradox. anyway, the [looking at perfectly legible writing on my non-sweaty palm] HYMEN, is a protective barriar of the vagina. think Jabu Jabu's belly

I'm preparing for Christmas by shooting egg nog into my brain through my ear with a turkey baster

just woke up from a dream where i got stabbed but after i still showed up to the guy who stabbed me's birthday party and i brought him a present i knew he would hate :) revenge is sweet

under WHERE?

reckon i saw him out behind the bloardhouse pickin trash out of a bush bout a week or so ago. mighty big feller, though not as hairy as i thought he'd be. guy was shaved buck naked everywhere but his wild ass hair, looked likey had a skirt on from the back view