It's a dark and stormy night and I'm writing on like a way to make my posts better or skating and it just doesn't when. I never correct spelling or auto correct words that's just my brand on here bitch
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- [url]https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/who-runs-this-sight[/url] [url]https://bloard.com/bloards/fuck/topics/new-meme[/url] "some times, knowlegde is right in front of you. and some times? the last place you'll look ." -hillips
- howdy my pardners, and "Up Yours" to any varmints...
- Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe ๐๐ ๐
- Im pleased to announce that I am starting a gofumdme to get OP a cane. Further details will follow.
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FRecipes%2Ftopics%2Fcuisine-what-are-you-cooking-today-mmm-culture-talent%2Fposts%2F12715] i use a glass tumbler i have thats really thick glass. i whisk the egg in the cup, then put the pan on top upside down. flip the sumbitch over and cook on low heat. bam perfectly round fried egg. [/quote] that is simply genis. game changing.
- [img]https://c8.alamy.com/comp/M9MC62/chestnut-pony-peeking-out-his-box-stall-M9MC62.jpg[/img]
- today's my day off so i was going ask my fellow bloardmen. the trainer at my Local Planet fitness keeps giving me the "you don't look repulsive to me" eyes, which i think may be a trap, because i am actually a giant walking 50-gallon black contractor's trashbag filled to the top with hair and lard. She was at the desk when i slathered my way up and gave the little keykard thing attached to my keychain thing for her to scan, and she gave me those eyes, so i blurted out "BLOARD DOT COM" and then coughed because i choked on my own spit a little which a little of which flew out of my mouth onto her yellow trainer shirt that said "trainer",i quickly grabbed my keychain and quickly waddled to the bathroom where i nervously began to fart a lot while my face turned the color of an embarrassed beet. do you guys think i have a chance? i hope she gets on Bloard, and she can come in this thread and talk about bloard, and also gym bloard-related stuff, what do you guys think? she doesn't have a nametag, so i don't know what her name is, other than "Trainer," i'm thinking she looks like a Christy or Natalie, something with a long "E" sound at the end, she's very pretty, and my bowels are starting to loosen thinking about the whole situation. thoughts?
- I have "BLOARD" written on the inside of both of my eyelids so every time I blink I remember this great message board I call home
- reckon i saw him out behind the bloardhouse pickin trash out of a bush bout a week or so ago. mighty big feller, though not as hairy as i thought he'd be. guy was shaved buck naked everywhere but his wild ass hair, looked likey had a skirt on from the back view
- I'm a fake person too. I only befriend those who make me look cool, so I can in turn look cooler. I also don't wash any parts of my body that clothes will cover, because hell, I'm the only one seeing that shit anyways. Who gives a hoot!
- Please everyone visit the good morning thread when you wake up. Sweet dreams
- [[[[[OOC: cool what kind]]]]] *pats big box of muffins with a knowing smile*
- a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year ๐จ
- i used to post on this great site where only cool people hung out and chatted and no one ever said anything rude or mean. it was cool. i remember it having a greenish color scheme and there were these little buttons you could click to indicate you liked a post. boy, those "plus ones" (as we used to call them, you'd have to have a really big brain to understand why) were so much fun to collect and give out. anyway i can't remember what it was called, does this sound familiar to anyone?
- (screaming breathlessly like a woman suffering from beatlemania in 1964) DO AB EPISODE ABOUT THE SOCKS
- Greaat Idea, Derek, I'm currently working on a way to play this song whenever a bloard user opens up a post in Horny bloard and eventually when Horny bloard becomes bigger than gbs it will play on the whole site
- enter the void and the limits of control. those are the only two movies i watch and i'm always watching them and thinking about them as i watch them. sometimes i put two tvs together and watch them at the same time
- chowderhead dipstick fuck knuckle peckerface douche nozzle
- ah, the broken peen fucc paradox. anyway, the [looking at perfectly legible writing on my non-sweaty palm] HYMEN, is a protective barriar of the vagina. think Jabu Jabu's belly
- [img]https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/26/11/enhanced-buzz-22918-1369583576-2.jpg[/img] We ah da Banana Rebels, and we have been fowced to do dis becawse of YOU, Hiwips. Respect owuh demands ow else.
- hubba h ubba... (feelingt he bloard up, fondling it in certain places, seeing how far it will let me go..)
- Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Graysonโs train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm
- oh, hey bloardman. did you see derek around anywhere? thought I just saw him in here but guess not. i was gonna give him a tender plum but i'll just leave it right here for him [img=100x100]https://www.lewandmassager.com/media/catalog/product/cache/8/thumbnail/163b81649b7ef7bc8a00b0066e59ae0a/l/e/lelo-lily-2-plum-01.jpg[/img] ok see ya later homie
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F12937] mike, this will work. just cram dick into sofa and dump your nuts, easy plus mess free [/quote] used โands,โ canโt vote plus
