Petition to cause a ruckus SIR
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- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard
- Iβm in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. βΊοΈ
- [quote=Battra;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fworst-letters-ever%2Fposts%2F12545] Q f k s [/quote] ok buddy you can eff right off! I personally think F is one of the best letters ever...
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- [url]https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/who-runs-this-sight[/url] [url]https://bloard.com/bloards/fuck/topics/new-meme[/url] "some times, knowlegde is right in front of you. and some times? the last place you'll look ." -hillips
- let me get in on this hex hillips... don't hog it dude
- i invested in hog in the 90s now i sit on one of my 'hog stack' instead of sitting on a chair
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4782] makes sense. that's legally when you can do it. [/quote] I'm too scared to start masturbating. I'm almost 30 and have never done it. I'd probably not be any good at it anyways so who cares, haha.
- [youtube]KFNcStdF_Ok[/youtube]
- great memory derek (ignore the troll above me) i recall playing CTR (that's crash team racing) on ps1 as a kid and trying to get a platinum relic on crash cove. i collected all the time boxes and was just short of the platinum relic qualifying time. dismayed, i hung my head. but little did i know you get a time deduction bonus for getting all the boxes. this deduction pushed me into platinum range. i hi-fived a nearby friend real hard
- I haven't posted on bloard in so long that when I type the word "bloard" it autocorrects to board again smh
- (Tune of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song) Dick suck Christmas party
- someone told me to read italo calvino who i have a couple books by i never finished so maybe i'll do that later. when i'm done jacking off and playing video games lol.
- went to the gym today and did 20 mins on the stationary bike and realized near about min 19 that i was seated completely backwards so that i was facing the treadmillers behind (in front of) me the whole time. i cancelled my membership 5 minutes ago. good call or nah?
- in this thread the mods are selected through years and years of inbreeding
- im aggressively slamming toilet man into the pussy like a battering ram
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F7707] diabetes kicks ass and I love getting it. [/quote] folks, I gotta go with bugdeal on this particular issue
- The court finds this unacceptable and orders Jerry to issue Judge RaymondMoist a new years boon.
- 1080 pee. this year i will spin around in circles pissing everywhere
- I'm actually going to the actual gym tonight. i'm going to self-actualize by actually moving heavy objects with my actual limbs, repeatedly. i actually had a wide-grip bar get flung through my actual frontal cortex, and now my actual broca area is actually broca-en.
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