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  • joop
    wow, another holiday season coming up for bloard. it's time to designate who will do what during the upcoming festivites. whom shall bring the snacks (bring extra cookies plz xD), whom shall provide the drinks (no alcohol!... well, maybe just a little heh), and whom shall bring the hardcore porn. that's right, just like every other year we're all going to beat off in the living room to porn. we're gonna smash our hogs like it's y2k. I'm gonna tear my dick off, I don't even care, I'm gonna rip that shit clean off, fuckin put it on the tree and suck it. who's gonna stop me? this is fucking bloard
    2017-12-03T05:45:44Z
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  • Snooby
    (Tune of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song) Dick suck Christmas party
    2017-12-03T08:00:46Z
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  • littleerik
    deck the halls with joop's penis fa la la la la la la la la
    2017-12-04T03:45:09Z
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  • joop
    bloard community college frat quad is gonna be Lit! lol
    2017-12-05T05:07:48Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Ready to jerkin the gherkin
    2017-12-06T01:24:17Z
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  • kingdad42
    *opening my stocking* what's this? my own dick and balls? wow, how thoughtful!!
    2017-12-08T02:57:55Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    lmbo
    2017-12-09T12:37:06Z
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  • littleerik
    i am eating banana bread and drinking lemon water calmly waiting for chirstmas to come to my home and take away my filthy penis
    2017-12-23T00:12:14Z
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  • meatbot
    I'm preparing for Christmas by shooting egg nog into my brain through my ear with a turkey baster
    2017-12-23T06:17:39Z
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  • Snooby
    Thinking about a really gross turkey to lower my expectations for Christmas dinner so I'll enjoy it bmore.
    2017-12-23T08:45:46Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    please do not think about me at this time snooby
    2017-12-23T15:23:10Z
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  • slow learner
    i forgot to drink eggnog . that yelow white sappy honey of sant'as semen ..that goopy beverage of yogurty deliciousness ...imretinded
    2017-12-28T21:56:51Z
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