i hate you i hate you i love you ant

a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year 😨

He loves it folks!

chowderhead dipstick fuck knuckle peckerface douche nozzle

🙂👍

a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.

it's fake, and gay.

i think granolavelt has some good points here... farquad was a good leader that did a lot for his people. historians believe shrek single hamdedly dismantled a functioning society. but i believe it was the italians

Alan Jackson knows how to make a couple southern fingers snap!

I'm ANTi-ant! Get it because of the ANT in ANTi 😂😂

urr lie in tha marr nan

i will never reaveal my most powerful secret

ya

ahh shit oops.

Cornavirus it's like a beer virus

its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts

I asked her she said she hasn't gone on the computer lately

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5607] Maybe a Bloard pot luck where we all make bloard inspired food [/quote] im assuming you mean giant platters of nothing but crumbs of various sorts

[quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffavorite-places-to-do-bloarding%2Fposts%2F8022] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ZEvpIcC.png[/img] [/quote] is that dr eggmin

bigdick!envy22

[knowing smile] was?

Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Grayson’s train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10951] doctor please help me, i am full of blood, and i really dont know what to do [/quote] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img]

[img]https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/77250/screenshots/455769/police.gif[/img] [img]https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/32522/1-1/adult-fbi-costume.jpg[/img] - Agent Bloarr D. Mahn

which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever

i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*

getting my hog ready

"i love my car"

i did that thing on bloard again, the thing the voices tell me to (post)

*opening my stocking* what's this? my own dick and balls? wow, how thoughtful!!

my ideal sexual partner is a humanoid version of the springfield monorail, reaming my distended orifices infinitely and eternally

*smoking cig while leaning on a wall in my leather jacket facing the other direction, and turning towards you and lowering my sunglasses* you wanna know how to post on Bloard, huh? you don't wanna know how to post on Bloard, kid. It's too much for you to handle.

i also want big sister jugs but the thread got locked :/

I just... I can't...

spob

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Foooh-lume%2Fposts%2F5733] Snooby. you could have asked to use the bathroom and farted in there [/quote] he's gonna be thinking about this and saying "shit" under his breath for the rest of his life

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffunny-word-bloard%2Fposts%2F9852] w.. the f ??? i feel threddened [/quote] Good 😼

*slowly taking my shirt of and flexing my big muscles as i begin to type, but somehow my very high pitched mickey mouse voice is picked up through the text* Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. no homo

right now. i was just eating grease out of the trap