[quote=awayfromyou;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F101] just use comp clock you scrub [/quote] hey good idea, hold on let me put some electrical tape on my glasses. oops I forgot my pocket protector lol. Ha ha. Wait let me program that into my graphing calculator rofl. What I'm getting at is I have a life outside of bloard. I don't just cruise bloard all day long. I occasionally talk to girls in real life. I have had sex.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F643] the way I understand it bloard was created by @leh0n for a group of something awful goons who were becoming dissatisfied with sa. not sure beyond that as it was before my time and I've never posted on something awful. [/quote] I forget why it was created but I do remember that it coincided with the rollout of a new interface at SA, the forums were offline for 24 hours so naturally everyone migrated to bloard for a few days. But then leh0n changed it so you could only see posts by people you were following, like twitter I guess but it was really confusing and lyle stopped posting.. lehon later changed it back but the damage had been done. This incident later became known as the first bloard invasion. I believe this also coincided with the Wulgus incident when Wood Thrush came to bloard for a few days and got owned so hard that he had to change his name to hermit_thrush and his mother told him that she was ashamed of him and she wished that she had had a miscarriage. I was banned from SA around this time so I came to bloard with the first wave of immigration and I never left. I quickly proved myself as an invaluable ally and gatekeeper and was secretly inducted into secret bloard (where the bloard babes are) Before I knew it I was balls deep in my own private virtual harem, exchange nudes with young women of every conceivable body type and ethnicity, sharing love and encouragement. Ah, if these bloards could speak... There was another invasion in 2013 I think but it wasn't the same, it felt like everyone was just going through the motions, and the magic was gone. But not for me though- I like it just the way it is.

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I had a dream that I was pitching the ol baseball, I was playing a baseball video game but I was in the game, controlling myself with a controller, and my ex lady was at the bat. I was throwing garbage, I couldn't find the plate with a telescope, just one wild pitch after another. She stared at me with contempt as the ball sailed over her head. Nowhere near the strike zone. Finally it was time for her to walk but she stayed planted. I threw a few more balls that missed the mark. Finally it was time for her to walk but instead of hopping over to the first base she turned around and walked back, disappearing. That was one version, the sanitized that I told my friends. What really happened was that she walked towards me like she was storming the mound. I stood agape, not daring to look away. She got close and put her hand on my shoulder. And then- remember how we were both characters in a baseball video game but we were also inside the game? Well it was like someone, another dude perhaps, was controlling her. I was controlling myself with a controller but she was being controlled by a third person. She started moving real fast and herky jerky. Like someone was mashing buttons and she was moving spastic with the buttons. I had a vision in my head of this other dude, controlling her. His face obscured. She touched me and was close to me but was moving way to fast I couldn't touch her. I tried to touch her and I think she might have had an orgasm but I don't know.

Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Grayson’s train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm

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I know that we like to joke around sometimes, and have fun, but this is a place to be real. Tell me what's really going on with you. In this thread I am here for you. I long for the closeness that comes from real intimacy. Real emotions. Don't ever hold back when you post here. No matter what you are going through, know that it is OK. Everything is all good. I am here for you. I am listening.

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[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffeeling-a-bit-lonely%2Fposts%2F878] can we all agree that baroque music is fucking boring? [/quote] no bitch

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THE CLINTON DEAD POOL 1- James McDougal – Clintons convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr’s investigation. 2 – Mary Mahoney – A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown .. The murder ...happened just after she was to go public w:th her story of sexual harassment in the White House. 3 – Vince Foster – Former White House counselor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock’s Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide. 4 – Ron Brown – Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown’s skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. The rest of the people on the plane also died. A few days later the Air Traffic controller commited suicide. Additional note....38 other people died on the flight to include the Air Force crew. The one survivor of the crash was triaged onsite with minor scraps and bruising. Forty-five minutes later, after being flown to the nearest hospital by helicopter, she was dead from a small incision into her femoral artery. And another note....Brown's attorney was gunned down in a drive by shooting the next day. 5 – C. Victor Raiser, II – Raiser, a major player in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992. 6 – Paul Tulley – Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock , September 1992. Described by Clinton as a “dear friend and trusted advisor”. 7 – Ed Willey – Clinton fundraiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events. 8 – Jerry Parks – Head of Clinton’s gubernatorial security team in Little Rock .. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock Park’s son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house. 9 – James Bunch – Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a “Black Book” of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas 10 – James Wilson – Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.. 11 – Kathy Ferguson – Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones. 12 – Bill Shelton – Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancee. 13 – Gandy Baugh – Attorney for Clinton’s friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor. 14 – Florence Martin – Accountant & sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal, Mena, Arkansas, airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds. 15 – Suzanne Coleman – Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death. 16 – Paula Grober – Clinton’s speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident. 17 – Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter, investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation. 18 – Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 “October Surprise” was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993, in his Washington DC apartment had delivered a report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death. 19 – Jon Parnell Walker – Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington ,Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guaranty scandal. 20 – Barbara Wise – Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death: Unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised, naked body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce. 21 – Charles Meissner – Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash. 22 – Dr. Stanley Heard – Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton ‘s advisory council personally treated Clinton’s mother, stepfather and brother. 23 – Barry Seal – Drug running TWA pilot out of Mena Arkansas, death was no accident. 24 – Johnny Lawhorn, Jr. – Mechanic, found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole. 25 – Stanley Huggins – Investigated Madison Guaranty. His death was a purported suicide and his report was never released. 26 – Hershell Friday – Attorney and Clinton fundraiser died March 1, 1994, when his plane exploded. 27 – Kevin Ives & Don Henry – Known as “The boys on the track” case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial report of death said, due to falling asleep on railroad tracks. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury. THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES/HENRY CASE: 28 – Keith Coney – Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, 7/88. 29 – Keith McMaskle – Died, stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988 30 – Gregory Collins – Died from a gunshot wound January 1989. 31 – Jeff Rhodes – He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989. 32 – James Milan – Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to natural causes”. 34 – Richard Winters – A suspect in the Ives/Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989. THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE ALSO DEAD 35 – Major William S. Barkley, Jr. 36 – Captain Scott J . Reynolds 37 – Sgt. Brian Hanley 38 – Sgt. Tim Sabel 39 – Major General William Robertson 40 – Col. William Densberger 41 – Col. Robert Kelly 42 – Spec. Gary Rhodes 43 – Steve Willis 44 – Robert Williams 45 – Conway LeBleu 46 – Todd McKeehan Not Included in this list are the 4 men killed in Benghazi

More like music thread number 2

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[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F127] What's it like? Talkin' to girls [/quote] lately it's been tiresome at best, since I constantly have to explain to women why they have to vote for ted cruz, or else they're racists... but I have had a good experience in the past.

Business Plan The cafe is a part of something bigger, but it must operate as other coffee shops do. This means that I have references all around me and not only my personal experience to draw from. I plan to implement practical, precedented business practices and to make sure that success is something that benefits the community and raises the reputation of Milepost 5. My plan can be seen as a 3-part organism: operations, publicity, and community. The operations part of my plan is arguably the most important, but luckily, it is fairly simple. In order to provide a consistently positive experience to our customers, we need daily operations to be well executed. This means that we need volunteers to be happy, proud, and satisfied to be working here. I plan to reward our volunteers at every oportunity, and feel confident that a high standard will be maintained by myself and my team of generous volunteers. We will provide a quality product with consistency and professionalism - and most importantly, in an atmosphere that everyone will enjoy. With a great atmosphere and quality products, we come to the publicity aspect of my plan. Not only are we located in a populated neighborhood off of a main street, but we have over 100 people in this building alone. Our patrons are all around us, and there are simple ways to attract them to us. A strong online presence is a must, and perfectly contrasted by the potential in our neighborhood. Reaching out both though social media and directly to our neighbors will bring people, and the strength of the business and allure of Milepost 5 will keep them coming back. The final part to my plan focuses on creating and maintaining a symbiotic relationship with Milepost 5 community. Like I said before, the success of the cafe will be inextricably tied to the success of our community and everything here is meant to benefit our home. This space is a natural epicenter for the diversity of talents in these buildings to meet. Having our community express the richness of the arts benfits ourselves and creates a draw from outside. The better we operate as an Artist Community, the more we draw interest from the masses outside our doors. Like I said before, this cafe is part of something bigger. I want to make sure that this part operates sufficiently to match the efforts of leadership in the other branches of Milepost 5. The potential is great, and I am proud to utilize my skills and efforts as part of this new era of leadership. Thank you for your consideration.

He'll be back on Tuesday.

fortunately I have 'capped all the classic lyle bloards, and I can read them whenever I want to. sike! the posts are gone forever. owned bitches

fortunately I have 'capped all of the classic lyleposts, so I can read them whenever I want.

I just got back from the gym, what did I miss?

I've got a little confession to make: I never did the pull-ups as described in my previous post. Also, I have never been to the gym. I think I went to the gym once as a boy and I was hella intimidated by all the beefy dudes I saw "pumping iron" as they say. I was overcome with feels that I didn't understand at the time. I left the gym a new person, and never looked back.

*sighs, shoulders slumped, unspeaking, slinks dejectedly back under the rock I crawled out from

I bloard and I vote

my peen is broken, and yet I must fucc

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[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F856] lately my macbook air has been heating up extremely quickly, like from just one brazzers trailer. what's the deal is it because it's old and the cooling gels aren't working anymore [/quote] have you tried cleaning the fan and radiator area of your laptop? I highly recommend this youtube, [youtube]-1r9yl-P-Ao[/youtube]

My interest in this cafe started simply enough: I just wanted a decent cup of coffee that wasn't 15 blocks away. The location of Art Haus was perfect for me, but the coffee wasn't. Now I make sure the coffee is good - not just for myself, but for each person that comes to our building for a beverage and a good experience. I am writing in response to your ad for a coffee shop manager. I believe I am an ideal candidate for this position, and not just because I am currently managing the coffee shop on an interim basis. I have extensive experience managing a venue and catering events. I have a passion for coffee, and for maintaining a well-designed and efficient kitchen. I am in agreement with and loyal to the Artists' Milepost mission. I know that this position is unique because it means not only managing a successful cafe, but creating a space where artists can network and collaborate. I believe that the coffee shop is an ideal venue to promote the Artists' Milepost mission. I also believe in the potential of this place, and want to do my part in realizing that potential. Effective communication allows the customer to get exactly what they want and what they expect. As cafe manager, I hope to be able to build up a base of custmers who are in tune with our mission, and at the same time continually improve the space so that we can meet the needs of a diverse community.

5, u?

please don't forget Haydn

REAL TALK: still the only good thread on bloard

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I want brendle to vomit into my open mouth

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[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Finvestment-ideas-thread%2Fposts%2F1143] how many millions have you guys made from the investment ideas in this thread? Me? 7. [/quote] Me? 5.