Feel free to share any interesting/funny/scary stories about that. I have one: I was watching Crippled Avengers on netflix and I wanted to pause the movie so I could go get a drink, but I was eating KFC so my hands were really greasy. I used my knuckle to pause the movie.
- I cooked a steak and used olive oil and bit of butter, and then wanted to lift my kettlebell. POW! It slipped through my fingers and landed right on my big toe, which began to expand very quickly and turn red. It started to fill the entire room up, so I quickly ran outside. It then demolished my house and continued to grow. It then separated from my foot and flew out into outerspace. Some say, on certain nights, you can still see the glimmer of the sun's rays off of my big toe. Some call it Jupiter. I call it the big piggy.
- I dunno ,my fingers repel grease and my skin doesn't absorb anything-not after an accident I had when I was young. I was standjng next to some radioactive goop and a vat of oil, they both fell on me. and although my flesh is normal in appearance-I'm gifted with this ability . To repel things like cows butter and oil. I'll use it for something, someday. if you spray Pam at my hand or something the spray just bounces off like a hose against glass (on full blast, the hardest setting). anyway. I'll use it for something. Some da y
- i want to admit that I was lying earlier. That didn't happen to me, and I'm sorry. ive lied to all my bloard friends. To repent-I wanna share a true story! It's about the time i got greased up with crisco and cried on the bathroom floor. What was hilarious (haha) .? I tried to stand up but I slipped all over the tile! anyways. I'm writing this from my crypt