Feel free to share any interesting/funny/scary stories about that. I have one: I was watching Crippled Avengers on netflix and I wanted to pause the movie so I could go get a drink, but I was eating KFC so my hands were really greasy. I used my knuckle to pause the movie.

I cooked a steak and used olive oil and bit of butter, and then wanted to lift my kettlebell. POW! It slipped through my fingers and landed right on my big toe, which began to expand very quickly and turn red. It started to fill the entire room up, so I quickly ran outside. It then demolished my house and continued to grow. It then separated from my foot and flew out into outerspace. Some say, on certain nights, you can still see the glimmer of the sun's rays off of my big toe. Some call it Jupiter. I call it the big piggy.

I was eating a deep dish pizza while driving and my hands slipped off the steering wheel and I drove into a preschool and the little bastards rushed me and ate my pizza.

I dunno ,my fingers repel grease and my skin doesn't absorb anything-not after an accident I had when I was young. I was standjng next to some radioactive goop and a vat of oil, they both fell on me. and although my flesh is normal in appearance-I'm gifted with this ability . To repel things like cows butter and oil. I'll use it for something, someday. if you spray Pam at my hand or something the spray just bounces off like a hose against glass (on full blast, the hardest setting). anyway. I'll use it for something. Some da y

right now. i was just eating grease out of the trap

i was trying to catch a pot bellied pig but i couldnt because of my cheetos habit

i find that if i secrete a small amount of slime from around my slippery phalanges that the grease just kind of congeals and it sloughs right off. maybe try that

an inconvenient time i had greasy fingers was when i first read this post. i was at the pizza place down the street from where i work and i had just started eating one of the two slices of cheese pizza i had ordered for lunch.

I smashed a quarter pounder before playing at the Met and Beethoven's sixth came out sounding like Beethoven's fifth

i want to admit that I was lying earlier. That didn't happen to me, and I'm sorry. ive lied to all my bloard friends. To repent-I wanna share a true story! It's about the time i got greased up with crisco and cried on the bathroom floor. What was hilarious (haha) .? I tried to stand up but I slipped all over the tile! anyways. I'm writing this from my crypt

These are all good posts everyone. In honour of the thread I'm

you're what? 😁😁😁 snooby you're what ???

he's going to stop posting for 2 years

Jelqing