We really gotta clean this place up. It's getting a little cluttered for my tastes. Anyone else agree? Keep your posts in the crucible for at least 3 more days before showing them off at the crafts fair, people. We can only post fine artisan content in this thread. Let's make this a good one. You're on thin ice. Tell me a funny story involving yourself, minimum 5 sentences, or I will come for you in the night.

I saw 2 of squirl today

I was at a girl's house and we were watching TV. She was laying her head on my stomach, which would have been chill, except I really had to fart so my stomach kept making loud gurgling noises. I told her I was hungry but I had just eaten before I went there so I would turn her down whenever she asked me if I wanted her to make me some food. Ultimately I ended up leaving and farting a tonne outside her house. The whole thing didn't work out and apparently now she has a little boy that she named after a luxury car brand.

Snooby. you could have asked to use the bathroom and farted in there

yesterday i was getting ready to go to work and i felt that common urge to pass some gas, so i went for it. pushed a little to help it on its way. then i felt a thick warm substance ooze out. fuck! shit!!! i ran to the bathroom and threw my now soiled underpants in the trash, then released a torrent of diarrhea. once all was said and done, i was glad that the ‘hea had hit at home rather than during my 45 minute commute or at the workplace. it must have been from that damn ravioli i had the day before for lunch. fuck elizabeth’s pizza!!!

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Foooh-lume%2Fposts%2F5733] Snooby. you could have asked to use the bathroom and farted in there [/quote] he's gonna be thinking about this and saying "shit" under his breath for the rest of his life