howdy my pardners, and "Up Yours" to any varmints...

[img]https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/77250/screenshots/455769/police.gif[/img] [img]https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/32522/1-1/adult-fbi-costume.jpg[/img] - Agent Bloarr D. Mahn

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p random and epic sir

ok

its boring as crap NERD SHIT!!!

getting my hog ready

anus

*opening my stocking* what's this? my own dick and balls? wow, how thoughtful!!

I just... I can't...

the witcher hour

"i love my car"

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5334] what is the objective of this game [/quote] /me points to the ants, then the pants, then the ants again

spob

lee harvey oswald bloarded. you c ould see it in his face

petty sure famous nimtendo is on bloard you oftem see yoshi (just a theory (game! theoyy,)

Hi✋😳

i did that thing on bloard again, the thing the voices tell me to (post)

i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill

same

my ideal sexual partner is a humanoid version of the springfield monorail, reaming my distended orifices infinitely and eternally

Stromboni's symphony

Now Hiring: Bloardtenders, Security Bloards, and Bloard Cooks

hey get that afternoon crap out of here this is for mornings only

🔓➡️🔒

it rules having your entire life be a sham. i can't say that in the other thread because of the title

*smoking cig while leaning on a wall in my leather jacket facing the other direction, and turning towards you and lowering my sunglasses* you wanna know how to post on Bloard, huh? you don't wanna know how to post on Bloard, kid. It's too much for you to handle.

love the rat action

let's hear em *doing the "gimme/c'mon" gesture...cmon let's hear em. cmon then

heres me [img]https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/31/avatar.jpg[/img]

uncum, unfart. clean yourself up

giga milf

(bad to the bone guiter riff) h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-horny to the bone , (riff) , h-h-h-h-h-ho

Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh

bloard

*slowly taking my shirt of and flexing my big muscles as i begin to type, but somehow my very high pitched mickey mouse voice is picked up through the text* Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. no homo

here's a post I've been thinking about lately: electro-swing music sucks shit and is for idiots

Employee of the month right here

15 posts in this shitty thread and i still dont know what a himalayan is