They walk up to you and kiss you right on the lips and before you can react they say "see you on bloard, fatass" and escape into the nearest metro station before you can I.D. them or ask questions or take a photo of you r assailant. which one of you did this to me? (good kissing btw)

I'll admit that it started out ironically, but it did get less ironic as the post went on. Am I gay? Honestly, no. Can't say that I am. Do I love too take a crap? This is a tricky one because it varies from situation to situation. Some are good, some are bad. The use of "too" was ironic however because I know that it's grammatically incorrect. The second sentence was completely true and not ironic. Sorry for the confusion.

*all of the jokes from twitter and old bloard come in for a HUGE bee in the car*

i want a big rubber vulva that i can hang off the back of my truck

lol, looks like snooby's rival, Claude, has entered the thread. [img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1580687.1389811783!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/amtue-1021c-chimp4-ko.jpg[/img]

heres my Doge [img]http://i.imgur.com/pYzfnJ5.jpg[/img]

how's bloard.... how's bloard... [img]http://i.imgur.com/tQmADuT.jpg[/img]

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he probably didn't hear me because he got that soymilk going in one ear and chapo trap house goin in the other. hahahaha i'm just kiddin

when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.

As the old saying goes: Horny in morning, bloarders take warning... horny at night, bloarders delight.... folks: Are you team morning horny or team night horny ??

You're blowing it Claire. Ni

tried showing my dad bloard. showed him all the cool stuff like gym bloard and book bloard. but now hes always on horny bloard and wont come out of his room 😩

They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.

an adult pony is called a ponald

i found mine actually. its in the woods. come to think of it... it's right by your house

"catch me on bloard, how bout dat"

please do not think about me at this time snooby

shrek saves the day at the end idiot.

[quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhave-you-ever-seen-a-cryptid%2Fposts%2F10177] ok now what [/quote] read my cool posts :)

sees title "finally, BBQloard meetup" clicks thread "ahhh hh h maybe some other time[url=https://i.imgur.com/1BLter8.png] 😔[/url]

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10739] (Aggressively) They're all cool names. [/quote] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all.

hello navel babes... not sure if this bloard refers to the good ol' bellybutton but here we go the belly button is a thriving metropolis of diverse bacteria :) many of which stink!!! how is everyone's stinky belly my innie was getting ripe but I cleaned it last night

[img]https://i.imgur.com/QCy4KFP.jpg[/img]

I'm kind of feeling the same, and if I can be serious for a second, I'm trying to make some big life plans so that I actually have some direction for the final few years of my 20s. Now with that out of the way... I'm weed yoda

That shit — well, hmmm... what else will that shit, like — welp! Yeah... Stop. Pray, fuck, kiss, suck! Then jizz like she’d want. Horn knee ???? Stop !!!! Just walk past, don’t look with eyes like that. You’d know when you’d know. Back with that jazz shit? Riff then riff some more. Walk left, with torn shoes. Then cram that dick deep thru your kind maid. She’d wipe your poop from your sink, then give your pops some cute wink. Horn knee? Stop !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! Well, just deem this shit true: Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude.

anal porn edit: tabs goof

So funny when he farts

ants in the house- grumble and grouse! ants outside- i'll let it slide! this is basically me saying that ants are fine if they're not in your home messing your shit up and looking at your cock when you shower. this is my updated view on ants, cant remember what my old view on ants was. this thread is too long and i can't be bothered looking at what i posted 2 or 3 years ago

Tattoo a plus on your bellybutton so that they can push it every time you make a funny. ☺☺

IM NOT GETTING NE MATCHES IN TINDER, GIRLS FUCKEN HATE A NICE GUY THEY ONLY WANT ALPHA JOCKS

[imgur voice] welp, close it down folks, this sir wins. give this man a damn award! you have won theh internet my excellent man. i'm hammiring my dick so hard with the toilet seat, just going to town! 👺

Fortnite

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftravis-scott-meal%2Fposts%2F13152] travis scott fucks the burger and cums inside of it [/quote] you're the burger

somethingawful is dying, twitter is full of nazis. where do we post? will it be bloard.com finally? the 2010s were the decade of people telling jokes so hard they became true now everyone has a podcast which is like being a word DJ just wanna make small posts in a small world and have fun online again

went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner

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I am going to get into a fight on this website. It will be serious and not ironic or joking in any manner.

joinbloard.com when you sign up there's a link redirecting you to bloard.com

[abruptly turns head 90 degrees in the middle of talking to someone] that's bloard, baby