Tony hawk's pro ant
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- 👀what's this!! [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442185&type=card[/img] don't want it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=443020&type=card[/img] don't need it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=397461&type=card[/img] have it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179441&type=card[/img] ☝☺👌 wow what a find!!! 🏃💨
- lets start dating each other while we wait for the women to come around
- cum gas is released from the fuck stains on a public bathroom floor or sauna, or from globules of spunk jizz in a hot bath. due to its tiny volume it has been difficult to properly extract but i have been in talks with chinese chemical engineers on how to harness its true power. i have also suggested using bloard as a source of the virile men needed to produce the sheer amount of baby batter necessary for their research. so far though i have only seen it cure my acne and stuttering.
- Hisenburg from the tv show breakingf bad [b]Heisenborg[/b] [b]pros:[/b] - Wears a cool hat in some of the episodes - Knows a lot of recipies [b]cons:[/b] - Liar - Fake friend [b]Geneus rating:[/b] 31.9%. Not the brightest guy
- jerk onto dick, look boob vids. tits, boob, cans, rack, what ever they call them. good time! feel good onto soul and hand. life very nice when jack dick, look boob vids. girl make huge fame from boob vids, cool porn star. make many cash, boob jobs, more boob vids with huge cans = more cash. boob lady cant fail this plan
- ________________ ^ got that sucker in a pretty good balance. free handed it, too. yeah that sumbitch is lookin mighty stable. might just set here a while and admire it
- Old Jacket (lo fi bedroom pop), Big Red Boat (Classic rock throwback), Stabbed (Metalcore), Stabbed! (Synth pop)
- SORRY BUT IM LOGGING OFF OF BLOARD! 😔 Password*******..LOADING..▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR ! It is impossible to log off bloard. It means too much to me. Send to ten bloarders who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing bloarder.
- They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.
- I like to assassinate lunkheads in th3 gym by doing deadlifts with improper form and firing a lower vertebrate out of my back and into their brain
- when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.
- As the old saying goes: Horny in morning, bloarders take warning... horny at night, bloarders delight.... folks: Are you team morning horny or team night horny ??
- someone told me to bloard a while ago and I forgot and now here I am on the Gym Bloard
- [img]https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/portrait-male-proboscis-monkey-nasalis-260nw-1063811315.jpg[/img] here's what all of you look like!!
- At some point we must ask ourselves when we see something: Was that shit biscotti? I saw something. I thought to myself: That shit - well - That shit’s not biscotti. I sentenced time for a crime commited. Take it up in Small Claims Bloard. I sumbit from any further jurisdiction of the case at hand.
- post pictures of dogs here (your own or dogs you know/are friends with) and their stats I'll start [img]https://i.imgur.com/81cOCwZh.jpg[/img] name: Ponyo age: soon to be 3 breed: dachshund/chihuahua maybe likes: treats, pets, soup, stealing food dislikes: other dogs, being touched by the loop end of her leash, baths, when it rains and her feet have to touch the wet ground enemies: other dachshund/chihuahua in the building named pollo Talents: can climb stairs into bed now, posing for the camera BRain power: medium low favorite movie: the hunger games idols: lord voldemort, Mike love
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- what can i put in my tinder profile to indicate that i am severely depressed and too online but also would not mind meeting some honeys heres all i have so far [img]http://i.imgur.com/THzRFiS.jpg[/img]
- that feeling when u have been logged out of bloard.com [img]https://i.imgur.com/K4IsTLU.jpg[/img]
- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
- $Remembered all thje Bloard posters who suck ass and why noone posts on here rofl 😂😂😂😂
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- ants in the house- grumble and grouse! ants outside- i'll let it slide! this is basically me saying that ants are fine if they're not in your home messing your shit up and looking at your cock when you shower. this is my updated view on ants, cant remember what my old view on ants was. this thread is too long and i can't be bothered looking at what i posted 2 or 3 years ago
- I dreamed that I lost a tooth and instead of the tooth fairy, hillips came to my room
- imagine how owned one of you would be if you posted a real picture of yourself in here, and then i posted about how you have funny ears or a wrinkled forehead or something. and it gets like 7 +s. "boy fuck outta here with that philtrum. posting in here lookin like a damn easter island head and shit" from then on no matter what the topic of the thread was people would only reply to your posts with the offending picture, maybe cropped or photoshopped to highlight the unusual aspect of your appearance, and you would be instantly and throroughly owned every time. thered be no escaping from it. when you finally decide youve had enough youd quietly stop posting, then log in on a new account two months later, pretend to be a new user, maybe even join the rest of the website in mocking the now infamous picture so no-one suspects that its really you. now that would be funny as fuck and all in good taste
- it’s cool that the way upbloards work the top posts are clinched forever in the first few months before the active user count settles well below the top number of +s. until leh0n erases everything and rebloots it again and gets a few good posters to do it all again before most of them get blored and leave
- Let me put it this way. Bloard is like a box. When you go in the box you dont know what you're going to find but you know it's going to be bloard. When you get back out of the box the light of the world blinds you momentarily as your metaphorical eyes adjust to the unfiltered wave after wave of useless garbage, celeb interviews, shitty reaction gifs, seasonal recipes with five paragraph prologues about how the author used to cook this for her ALS afflicted son, weird fast food brand tweets where a 49 year old northwestern graduate white guy says "y'all", guys getting mad at trump, guys getting mad at the guys who get mad at trump, literally a song called wet ass pussy that sucks shit but you cant say it because its Empowering. You find something kind of tame but funny and ironic to latch onto in all of this mess but it isnt the same. It isnt bloard. It's just some scrap that you can maybe share with your dudes in one of the surrogate bloard chats which always end up being a little more racist than the real bloard, which is a little racist but also very eager to have some black posters.
- [quote=Bappi%20Barlos;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11668] the exchange is simple. i give the ants my load of unwanted scrap and the ants are happy again. turns out that we can be more connected with the earth than we thought. [/quote] what a bunch of misguided hippy bullshit
- went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.