They walk up to you and kiss you right on the lips and before you can react they say "see you on bloard, fatass" and escape into the nearest metro station before you can I.D. them or ask questions or take a photo of you r assailant. which one of you did this to me? (good kissing btw)

jad, hush those luscious lips of yours

If you stub your toe and the first thing you say is "jamm", youuuuuuu might be a bloarder!

If you're so leaves you because you're "always on that green forum," you just might be a bloarder

i miss swann

sometimes in store and you see bisvotty often you hear fummy words 'tjat shit bidscotty!' and then store clerk turn around and

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fways-you-can-tell-somweone-bloards%2Fposts%2F9816] sometimes in store and you see bisvotty often you hear fummy words 'tjat shit bidscotty!' and then store clerk turn around and [/quote] Better yet hide by the biscotti with a big net or rifle, you’ll catch a bloarder eventually

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu MIGHT be a bloarder , IF

... if you look for the + button when your friend says something funny or stupid 😂 ... if you type bloard dot com into your browser or even better jump to it after one or two letters due to the frequency with which you visit bloard 😋 I’m out of ideas but you get it.