somethingawful is dying, twitter is full of nazis. where do we post? will it be bloard.com finally? the 2010s were the decade of people telling jokes so hard they became true now everyone has a podcast which is like being a word DJ just wanna make small posts in a small world and have fun online again

bloard is the future

ok whew

Welcome to bloard 2 dendycrew

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-scare-of-online-future%2Fposts%2F4898] bloard is the future [/quote] goddammit you're so right about this

bloard is a good small web community, but it might be too small. most people who sign up just make a few posts then never log in again. i think we should do something about the smell.

i wanna jack off to milf doujins but you dont see me whining and wasting our precious thread resources!!!

i found bloard after falling into a river behind my grandfathers pizza shack. i was carried downstream into a lake and almost drowned but i was saved by a bloard user who asked not to be mentioned by name in this post. Im not sure what this place is or how to get out, but i'll just say i kinda like it here. we'll, gotta blast! *rolls away with mighty gusto and disappears behind the moon*

Could it be... the grandchild of J of J’s pizza? Now that’s an origin story.

Bloard has a new member

I think Bloard will be a great community, but only if people can show some freaking self restraint. One time I was in my office and I got a text from a bloarder who will at this moment not be named. He kept texting me so I blocked his number, and the motherchode gave me a freaking spyware on my work computer. I haven't said anything to my boss yet, but he keeps getting messages from me that say "What's his name lol", and I think he's starting to get suspicious.

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-scare-of-online-future%2Fposts%2F4924] i found bloard after falling into a river behind my grandfathers pizza shack. i was carried downstream into a lake and almost drowned but i was saved by a bloard user who asked not to be mentioned by name in this post. [/quote] harrowing. Wow.

i found bloard very carefully

I found bloard because of twitter but I don't remember who told me about it. Pprobably either chernip or the slow learner

my mom drops me off at bloard every weekday