it's becoming clear that if bloard is going to support its heinous hosting costs we're going to need to attract new users to click the banner ads and supply valuable user data to advertisers. so, let's brainstorm ways of getting more bloarders on bloard. ⛄ if anyone has one of those planes that make chemtrail writing they could try that. but don't do that if you don't know how to fly a plane because it could be dangerous. ⛄ mutter "bloard", "bloard dot com" and "thats bloard for you" under your breath weirdly when you're at bus stops and the post office. people will take notice and get curious. ⛄ make iron-on bloard tshirts and donate them to charity shops and thrift stores ⛄ obtain a prototype copy of the completed but unreleased Mean Girls Nintendo DS tie-in game and hack the ROM so that Cady, Gretchen, Regina and Janice are having conversations about bloard threads and their favourite bloard posters and then distribute the ROM onto the internet
- Alright, so I've been trying to work bloard into conversations with my coworkers. I'll give you an example of an exchange I had the other day to give the rest of you some inspiration for how to introduce the idea of bloard to the people around you. I simply took advantage of the conversation being about websites to "bloardinate", if you will, my coworkers. Me: You know, I'm a member of a website. Coworker: Oh yeah? Me: Yeah. Bloard dot com. Coworker: What? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: I don't know what you're saying. Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: Are you saying "War"? Me: No. Bloard dot com. Coworker: Bloarg dot com? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: "Bloard dot com"? Me: Yeah. Coworker: [laughing] Me: It's sick. Coworker: What is bloard dot com? Me: We just shoot the shit on there. Coworker: Alright.
- I just signed up for bloard dot com because someone followed me on twitter. when I looked at their profile, all it said was bloard dot com, and they only had tweets from long ago. Thank you for reading my story. I hope you read it in my voice, which is deeper than you probably think.
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5229] plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure [/quote] we can build off of this idea. i was up late night bloarding watching a recording of dereklaserbeam until morning because bloard dot com is the place to be, bloard dot com is the place for me