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  • hillips
    it's becoming clear that if bloard is going to support its heinous hosting costs we're going to need to attract new users to click the banner ads and supply valuable user data to advertisers. so, let's brainstorm ways of getting more bloarders on bloard. ⛄ if anyone has one of those planes that make chemtrail writing they could try that. but don't do that if you don't know how to fly a plane because it could be dangerous. ⛄ mutter "bloard", "bloard dot com" and "thats bloard for you" under your breath weirdly when you're at bus stops and the post office. people will take notice and get curious. ⛄ make iron-on bloard tshirts and donate them to charity shops and thrift stores ⛄ obtain a prototype copy of the completed but unreleased Mean Girls Nintendo DS tie-in game and hack the ROM so that Cady, Gretchen, Regina and Janice are having conversations about bloard threads and their favourite bloard posters and then distribute the ROM onto the internet
    2017-05-23T19:46:12Z
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  • bloardman
    point a gun at a guy on the street and say you'll shoot him unless he bloards
    2017-05-23T20:15:18Z
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  • Marcel
    to those who have boyfriends or girlfriends: when you're making love to your significant other, shout "SIGN UP FOR BLOARD DOT COM" when you climax. thank you
    2017-05-23T21:09:12Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    You're welcome
    2017-05-23T21:48:46Z
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  • Snooby
    I went and told my parents about bloard
    2017-05-24T00:16:52Z
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  • ☃
    i'll make a website about it
    2017-05-24T00:35:16Z
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  • joop
    joinbloard.com when you sign up there's a link redirecting you to bloard.com
    2017-05-24T13:44:49Z
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  • Snooby
    Just signed up on joinbloard.com
    2017-05-24T20:10:01Z
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  • Marcel
    now we need to find a way to get more people to sign up for joinbloard.com... christ this is getting out of control
    2017-05-24T21:22:03Z
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  • ☃
    i'll m,ake the website
    2017-05-25T00:14:02Z
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  • Snooby
    Let's just have a site advertising joinbloard.com that directly links to bloard so people can skip the unnecessary steps.
    2017-05-25T02:49:56Z
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  • jerry
    i just asked asked my wife to join bloard. she said she'd think about it.
    2017-05-25T03:06:39Z
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  • bloardman
    my wife is #2 prostitute in all of kazakznstan
    2017-05-25T17:27:34Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    What's his name lol
    2017-05-26T00:29:05Z
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  • joop
    “Gretchen, stop trying to make bloard happen! It's going to happen inevitably and on its own by virtue of the lols and bc of all the fire content!” *Tina FEy character pops in and starts doing the bloard dance lol. lindsay loman spits out her pepsi*
    2017-05-26T01:49:34Z
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  • Marcel
    jerry... can you please give me your wife's email... i'll explain later. thanks in advance
    2017-05-26T02:09:48Z
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  • kingdad42
    I tried so hard, but everyone said no!
    2017-05-26T11:12:32Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    Hang on let me launch out a tweet about it... That's a potential of like 100ish new bloarders.. My hole is frothing at the possibilities
    2017-05-26T13:44:53Z
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  • f2
    trying to get my tulpa to join bloard
    2017-05-27T06:00:34Z
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  • ☃
    i sent word to dark bloard. they are coming. steal yourself
    2017-05-28T02:08:51Z
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  • Snooby
    Alright, so I've been trying to work bloard into conversations with my coworkers. I'll give you an example of an exchange I had the other day to give the rest of you some inspiration for how to introduce the idea of bloard to the people around you. I simply took advantage of the conversation being about websites to "bloardinate", if you will, my coworkers. Me: You know, I'm a member of a website. Coworker: Oh yeah? Me: Yeah. Bloard dot com. Coworker: What? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: I don't know what you're saying. Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: Are you saying "War"? Me: No. Bloard dot com. Coworker: Bloarg dot com? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: "Bloard dot com"? Me: Yeah. Coworker: [laughing] Me: It's sick. Coworker: What is bloard dot com? Me: We just shoot the shit on there. Coworker: Alright.
    2017-05-29T05:21:00Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Hog dog
    2017-05-29T21:39:30Z
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  • online_homies
    uh,.
    2017-06-04T03:10:29Z
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  • littleerik
    I just signed up for bloard dot com because someone followed me on twitter. when I looked at their profile, all it said was bloard dot com, and they only had tweets from long ago. Thank you for reading my story. I hope you read it in my voice, which is deeper than you probably think.
    2017-06-05T21:21:14Z
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  • joop
    sounds like half of all bloard users
    2017-06-05T21:33:45Z
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  • murt
    can you cuss on here
    2017-06-05T21:40:32Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Hell damn yah
    2017-06-05T22:12:16Z
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  • kingdad42
    Please keep cussing down to when you activate your limit breaks.
    2017-06-05T22:54:11Z
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  • yoshifanatic1488
    me: its called bloard and basically we just say whats on our mind, we kinda make fun of posting culture but its all good natured. you get upvotes too its pretty chill, lots of cool twitter personalities post here gamestop employee: cool.
    2017-06-18T07:33:55Z
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  • slow learner
    me: so basically its a website where you post sick shit an get upvotes like a mothefukre!!! ex wife: just sign the affidavit gamestop employee: cool.
    2017-06-28T00:06:32Z
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  • littleerik
    i think that this summer i am going to beat the heat by bloarding more. EDIT: that's how i will recruit more bloard members. i'll tell them to beat the heat on bloard dot com
    2017-07-02T20:43:43Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure
    2018-03-08T16:49:55Z
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  • moog
    [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5229] plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure [/quote] we can build off of this idea. i was up late night bloarding watching a recording of dereklaserbeam until morning because bloard dot com is the place to be, bloard dot com is the place for me
    2018-03-08T21:29:21Z
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  • yoshifanatic1488
    adams song but about bloard
    2018-03-09T01:15:10Z
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  • yoshifanatic1488
    i never thought i'd bloard alone i made the best posts, who'dve known?
    2018-03-09T01:22:20Z
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  • moog
    bloard dot com bloard dot com peanut butta chocolate flavuhhh
    2018-03-09T12:35:53Z
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  • dude
    like a bloard over troubled water
    2018-03-09T23:43:56Z
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  • saptapadi
    if you ask me we could do with a few less bloard users. you know who im talkin about
    2018-03-10T03:44:26Z
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  • kim_jong_skillz
    its me isnt it
    2018-03-10T10:21:16Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    😅
    2018-03-10T12:39:13Z
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