hey boys (and babes...[img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/970/1403867300.gif[/img] [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/185/729219500.gif[/img]) you all know what's coming up...that's right, high school reuninons! [img]https://care-tags.org/images/smilies/woop.gif[/img][img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/191/1471951238.gif[/img] as one does...i'm trying to come up with a good "bit" , ideally one which i could "bust out" multiple times over the course of the night, as i flit from conversation to converstation like a whimsical genie who only grants the wish of laughter... [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/117/1346006394.gif[/img] only problem is... i can't figure out the specifics!! [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/983/3627422611.gif[/img] i'm hoping you all will lend me a hand here...maybe if i knock this one out of the park, they'll reprint the yearbooks with me as "class clown"! [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/121/1684966289.gif[/img] here's what i've got so far: "can't live with em, can't live without em!" [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/194/2915392815.png[/img] [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/977/1657120499.gif[/img] pretty good eh?? [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/977/1657120499.gif[/img] my main dillema: it's a punchy line but what should i use it in reference to..? [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/167/302036822.gif[/img][img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/29/3716506562.gif[/img] thanks so much bloard buds!! [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/976/2407499819.gif[/img]

use it in reference to bloarders. it's funny plus it helps spread the word about the site.

last year i backed myself into a situation where the only out, was declaring loudly that i didn't know how to use a computer (like eminem!) .... so that's not an option...thanks though

shave bloard into your chest hair and stand shirtless by the punch bowl

bring a gun

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhelp-time-sensitive%2Fposts%2F3189] last year i backed myself into a situation where the only out, was declaring loudly that i didn't know how to use a computer (like eminem!) .... so that's not an option...thanks though [/quote] you can access bloard without a computer

Tattoo a plus on your bellybutton so that they can push it every time you make a funny. ☺☺