[img]https://i.imgur.com/7pDfyGg_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img] Name: Louie/Lou Age: 9 months old Breed: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Likes: The Weather Channel, his friends Precious, Duck, Carrot, and Cheeseburger, and sitting on people’s head Dislikes: Eating food Enemies: My cat Kiki Talents: Running full speed into the couch Brain Power: none Favorite Movie: The Thin Red Line Idols: Jim Cantore

You are trapped in a scenario

on a slice of plain white thread add: • 1 part irony • 1 part concern trolling shake uncontrollably for 2 hours

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BOM2t3F.png[/img] Name: Boss age: 2.5 Breed: schnauzer Likes: eating schoolchildren, spaghetti sauce Dislikes: balloons, schoolchildren, water Enemies: Bus drivers Talents: can jump six feet in air Brain power: passed a turing test Favorite movie: stealing harvard Idols: rudolf carnap, inventor of esperanto, the lnaguage of peace Car: he can move the pavement like magneto and go anywhere he wants

here's a fun game. how it works is, you post a wish, and then the next person says how the cursed monkeu's paw makes your wish backfire in a cruel and ironic fashion, and then makes a wish themselves. do you get it? example: PERSON 1: I wish i could jet-ski faster than any other. PERSON 2: While you're out jet-skiing both your parents get shot point blank in the back of the head. I wish for a million bottles of soda. (end of example) I will start. i wish i was the CEO of microsoft and lived in a mansion

Sipping my coffee after dinner. Typing Bloard dot com into the search bar and releasing a giant “ahhhh” when I hit enter. Now here I am. On Bloard. Typing it all out. On a Saturday night. This feeling is unmatched.

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joinbloard.com when you sign up there's a link redirecting you to bloard.com

Yeah, or in your case, your one, single, long, curly hair was given to you, because you have a long singular strand on your head

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That shit — well, hmmm... what else will that shit, like — welp! Yeah... Stop. Pray, fuck, kiss, suck! Then jizz like she’d want. Horn knee ???? Stop !!!! Just walk past, don’t look with eyes like that. You’d know when you’d know. Back with that jazz shit? Riff then riff some more. Walk left, with torn shoes. Then cram that dick deep thru your kind maid. She’d wipe your poop from your sink, then give your pops some cute wink. Horn knee? Stop !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! Well, just deem this shit true: Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude.

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10739] (Aggressively) They're all cool names. [/quote] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all.

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

IM NOT GETTING NE MATCHES IN TINDER, GIRLS FUCKEN HATE A NICE GUY THEY ONLY WANT ALPHA JOCKS

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ants in the house- grumble and grouse! ants outside- i'll let it slide! this is basically me saying that ants are fine if they're not in your home messing your shit up and looking at your cock when you shower. this is my updated view on ants, cant remember what my old view on ants was. this thread is too long and i can't be bothered looking at what i posted 2 or 3 years ago

he will come back to see how many upvotes he got. don't play his game.

when is Derek going into the closet again

ah, crickets

ACT 1, Scene 2 Setting: Later that night in W. NEAT's room Background MUSIC (Featured on Soundtrack as theme of W. Neat): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWJoGSmrM8 W. NEAT is sitting alone at his computer crying, as a group of young kids troll him and start blowing up large chunks of his personal Minecraft server W. Neat is slamming on his keyboard and hyperventilating in between sobs as he attempts to regain control of the situation [TROLL KIDS] Hahaha, fuck u nerd, we're blowing up your house [W. NEAT] God dammit! God dammit! *brings fist down onto desk dramatically while turning red* This would never have happened if I hadn't given those dorky white males that Bloard!!!! [TROLL KIDS] Bloard's ours now Grandpa!!! *PAN OUT FROM W. NEAT'S WINDOW TO STREET VIEW OF HOUSE. FROM OUTSIDE WE SEE THINGS BEING FLUNG AROUND THE ROOM. END SCENE*

went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftravis-scott-meal%2Fposts%2F13152] travis scott fucks the burger and cums inside of it [/quote] you're the burger

this is a thread to recognize the best bloarders as they do the best things. whether it's going on a hike and then posting great hike pictures to bloard, comforting a friend with kind words and sympathy on bloard, or just simply ordering a really good pizza with your friends on bloard, THIS IS THE PLACE TO RECOGNIZE ACHIEVEMENT with that being said, I nominate hillips for making a robot that posts on bloard. WAY TO GO hillips

I am going to get into a fight on this website. It will be serious and not ironic or joking in any manner.

hello navel babes... not sure if this bloard refers to the good ol' bellybutton but here we go the belly button is a thriving metropolis of diverse bacteria :) many of which stink!!! how is everyone's stinky belly my innie was getting ripe but I cleaned it last night

It's that time of year again, time for the annual Horny Olympics meaning that it's the Horny Olympic s 2020. As we all remember from years past, the Horny Olympics went very well and we ALL "got our Horny on" in some tasteful way that really showed what we're all aboout here in bloard.com. So now that it's that time of year again, let's try to get in the spirit of Horny bloard by making the best posts in here and amassing as many +s as possible. Happy Hornying! Reminder: Claire is queen of Horny bloard, and any posts may be removed and users banned without explanation at my discretion.

Ever I hear them In bed When I close my eyes Shrill screams and wailing women They are still pointing They are still laughing One thousand years later Cause my little penis is out And I'm pissin out my hole A river that flows eternal

I'm kind of feeling the same, and if I can be serious for a second, I'm trying to make some big life plans so that I actually have some direction for the final few years of my 20s. Now with that out of the way... I'm weed yoda

I smashed a quarter pounder before playing at the Met and Beethoven's sixth came out sounding like Beethoven's fifth

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bloard meetup was a success [img]https://i.imgur.com/vN60UPO.jpg[/img]

[quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhave-you-ever-seen-a-cryptid%2Fposts%2F10177] ok now what [/quote] read my cool posts :)

this is somewhat of a paranormal experience: last night i fell asleep and dreamt i woke up and of course as i do everyday, i logged on to bloard.com but my router was struck by a huge bolt of nightmare lightning and instead i logged on to "bloart.com" or as i now know it "nightmare bloard" i scanned the front page and all i saw was 3 separate threads dedicated to appreciating ants and bugs and also "chef_bloart" which was just full of chefs and recipes no good posts or funny irony, in fact all the posts on bloart.com were quite shit. so i decided to post on the only thread i could "ANT THREAD 3" i simply asked "hello how can i get back to bloard.com?" at which point bloart.com users "dadmilker" and "HugeMatthew" lambasted me for the rest of the night calling me "gay" and saying bloard was a "pussy forum" and then i woke up crying and came straight back to bloard

the real bloard dance [youtube]https://youtu.be/_UVfqA_2pcA[/youtube]

we need to get obama to say bloard.

I simply didn’t want to and I also wasn’t invited. Seems the academy has forgotten me. Wanted to give that update, also that I’m finally ready to be all in on Bloard! This time for sure. I won’t just log on this one time then never check it again for a year, I’m really here baby! This is it! -ChernDog

hmmm i dunno. have you seen the one where derek says how he shit himself

damn, aint that true! good wife wont make talk like "shut down that dumb site". good wife make sure like each post here. even when four days pass with none post. self rule: crap wife gets down vote.

you people are sick fucks

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