hey tell us about any cool crimes you comitted so i can make sure i dont accidentally tell the police. not like i talk to the police often or anything haha freakin pigs amiright haha

are you a cop? you have to tell me if you are. here, smonke this weed

i uh.... im.... i’m allergic i cant

I robbed myself at gunpoint

when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.

i've never broken a law

i went on horny bloard and wasnt even horny. those damn pigs will never catch me

squeal

son of a bitch they caught me. hope some of you guys come visit me in prison bloard

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F5998] when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be. [/quote] what the fuck

downloaded pirate carrabian torrent

ate old stanky cheese lmao

I jacked my pecker clean off

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7670] I jacked my pecker clean off [/quote] welcome to an exciting new world