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  • pigfoot_vermont
    hey tell us about any cool crimes you comitted so i can make sure i dont accidentally tell the police. not like i talk to the police often or anything haha freakin pigs amiright haha
    2018-04-29T23:40:37Z
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  • littleerik
    are you a cop? you have to tell me if you are. here, smonke this weed
    2018-04-29T23:42:36Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    i uh.... im.... i’m allergic i cant
    2018-04-29T23:45:42Z
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  • kingdad42
    I robbed myself at gunpoint
    2018-04-30T00:06:03Z
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  • saptapadi
    when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.
    2018-04-30T00:55:22Z
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  • kim_jong_skillz
    i've never broken a law
    2018-04-30T18:19:09Z
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  • moog
    i went on horny bloard and wasnt even horny. those damn pigs will never catch me
    2018-04-30T18:43:24Z
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  • bug deal
    squeal
    2018-04-30T23:12:21Z
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  • moog
    son of a bitch they caught me. hope some of you guys come visit me in prison bloard
    2018-05-01T17:29:18Z
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  • hillips
    [quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F5998] when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be. [/quote] what the fuck
    2018-11-06T15:56:30Z
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  • beefsnack
    downloaded pirate carrabian torrent
    2018-11-07T16:52:48Z
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  • kingdad42
    ate old stanky cheese lmao
    2018-11-08T10:14:48Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I jacked my pecker clean off
    2018-11-08T17:59:21Z
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  • bug deal
    [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7670] I jacked my pecker clean off [/quote] welcome to an exciting new world
    2018-11-10T19:58:02Z
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  • beefsnack
    my momt old me that i could have a treat if i finished mymaths homework but when i went into the kitchen i told my dad that i did a lot of math homework and i ask him for 2 TREATS!! he gave me thema nd mom doesnt know holy shi*t.....
    2018-12-04T10:34:05Z
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  • blandkidneystone
    i poured the milk .... *whispers with tears pouring out of eyes* before the cereal
    2018-12-04T18:03:57Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7846] my momt old me that i could have a treat if i finished mymaths homework but when i went into the kitchen i told my dad that i did a lot of math homework and i ask him for 2 TREATS!! he gave me thema nd mom doesnt know holy shi*t..... [/quote] At first when he wrote maths i was like ho boy we got another british person in here but then he wrote math and now I don’t know what to think.
    2018-12-05T17:18:34Z
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  • littleerik
    he's canadian (half british and only sort of wants to fuck the queen mum)
    2018-12-07T02:24:18Z
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  • d_____________________________________b
    smokn kus$h rn (illegal where i live)
    2018-12-07T23:48:30Z
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  • Cucudra
    after having 2 gin and tonics I told my boss at the holiday party that I was involved in a few robbery's when I was a teen then I left the party quickly after seeing his shocked reaction that was Friday not looking forward to going into work tomorrow
    2018-12-09T14:18:49Z
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  • jerry
    Farted
    2019-01-07T22:11:19Z
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  • slow learner
    [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8372] Farted [/quote] Farted twice in quick succession
    2019-01-08T01:21:49Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    guys. cut that shit out.
    2019-01-08T01:25:45Z
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  • jerry
    I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12.
    2019-01-08T02:30:40Z
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  • RaymondMoist
    everyone in this thread ought to mosey on over to small claims bloart for no particular reason just to chat
    2019-01-08T11:50:34Z
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  • beefsnack
    genocide (secret))
    2019-01-14T09:44:30Z
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  • kingdad42
    farting in a tube that leads to a room beefsnack is stuck in so he will slowly perish
    2019-01-14T10:37:08Z
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  • beefsnack
    [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F9823] farting in a tube that leads to a room beefsnack is stuck in so he will slowly perish [/quote] im sewing
    2019-01-14T10:48:49Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)
    2019-01-14T11:27:02Z
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  • hillips
    [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] must feel terrible to have peaked so early
    2019-01-14T11:51:23Z
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