I'll admit that it started out ironically, but it did get less ironic as the post went on. Am I gay? Honestly, no. Can't say that I am. Do I love too take a crap? This is a tricky one because it varies from situation to situation. Some are good, some are bad. The use of "too" was ironic however because I know that it's grammatically incorrect. The second sentence was completely true and not ironic. Sorry for the confusion.