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- [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpissinbg-thread%2Fposts%2F5093] about to pee [/quote] um apparently you didnt read the thread rules 😓 Mods?
- They walk up to you and kiss you right on the lips and before you can react they say "see you on bloard, fatass" and escape into the nearest metro station before you can I.D. them or ask questions or take a photo of you r assailant. which one of you did this to me? (good kissing btw)
- "Coexist" with the letters being different religious symbols
- i want a big rubber vulva that i can hang off the back of my truck
- *all of the jokes from twitter and old bloard come in for a HUGE bee in the car*
- "catch me on bloard, how bout dat"
- how's bloard.... how's bloard... [img]http://i.imgur.com/tQmADuT.jpg[/img]
- lol, looks like snooby's rival, Claude, has entered the thread. [img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1580687.1389811783!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/amtue-1021c-chimp4-ko.jpg[/img]
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/AOeyw11.jpg[/img]
- when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.
- This thread has been hereby... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💯💯😂😂😂[b]S L A M M E D[/b]😂😂😂💯💯 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂 😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆 😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅 [youtube]2xj0jPKtWgU[/youtube] 😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂 😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆 😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅😂😆😅 [b]You have been SLAMMED for: badposting by user: wowneat69[/b] Please refrain from posting terrible threads if you do not wish to be [b]SLAMMED[/b] again.
- tried showing my dad bloard. showed him all the cool stuff like gym bloard and book bloard. but now hes always on horny bloard and wont come out of his room 😩
- I was bloarding at a coffee shop near this University down town. I was getting really deep into the no irony thread and enjoying a nice cup of java. After a while this really cute coed approached me and asked "what I was doing" and I started to tell her about bloard but she was talking to someone else it turned out. I'm pretty sure she heard me whisper "bloard dot com" though, so hey if you see this, I'm the guy from the coffee shop and I'm really sorry about urinating when you talked to me even though it turned out you were talking to that other person but now that you're on bloard I guess it all worked out. .
- For outstanding achievement in the field of kindness and ban-evasion, I award Kingdad a big smooch on the mouth [img]https://underthelobsterscope.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/toddler-kissing-a-pig-e1334344875804.jpg[/img]
- i found mine actually. its in the woods. come to think of it... it's right by your house
- Bloard 11!!!!!!! \ ———— ———— >Bloard> | T | | M | / | W | | Y | | I | | S | | T | | P | | T | | A | | E | | C | | R | | E |
- if you ever find yourself on [b]"Horny Bloard"[/b] immediately click the X at the top right corner of your browser. nothing good has ever come out of that place
- The honarable Judge RaymondMoist presides, Bring your petty grievances and I shall pass judgement.
- 👀what's this!! [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442185&type=card[/img] don't want it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=443020&type=card[/img] don't need it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=397461&type=card[/img] have it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179441&type=card[/img] ☝☺👌 wow what a find!!! 🏃💨
- he probably didn't hear me because he got that soymilk going in one ear and chapo trap house goin in the other. hahahaha i'm just kiddin
- Hisenburg from the tv show breakingf bad [b]Heisenborg[/b] [b]pros:[/b] - Wears a cool hat in some of the episodes - Knows a lot of recipies [b]cons:[/b] - Liar - Fake friend [b]Geneus rating:[/b] 31.9%. Not the brightest guy
- dug a hole in the ground in the woods behind my house, that’s my fart hole. let’s hear about your fart hole
- ________________ ^ got that sucker in a pretty good balance. free handed it, too. yeah that sumbitch is lookin mighty stable. might just set here a while and admire it
- hey snooby, quick follow-up: some of the guys at the gas station were saying that in certain nights you come down there in a suit with your hair all slicked back and sing Patsy Cline songs real pretty for anyone who cares to listen. are you gonna be doing that in the new year? your friend, little erik
- lets start dating each other while we wait for the women to come around
- Old Jacket (lo fi bedroom pop), Big Red Boat (Classic rock throwback), Stabbed (Metalcore), Stabbed! (Synth pop)
- cum gas is released from the fuck stains on a public bathroom floor or sauna, or from globules of spunk jizz in a hot bath. due to its tiny volume it has been difficult to properly extract but i have been in talks with chinese chemical engineers on how to harness its true power. i have also suggested using bloard as a source of the virile men needed to produce the sheer amount of baby batter necessary for their research. so far though i have only seen it cure my acne and stuttering.
- They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.
- As the old saying goes: Horny in morning, bloarders take warning... horny at night, bloarders delight.... folks: Are you team morning horny or team night horny ??
