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Damn that shit was biscotti
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- And he is really mad he didnβt make an account earlier! Iβm grounded from everything but Bloard for a month! Yippee!!
- The honarable Judge RaymondMoist presides, Bring your petty grievances and I shall pass judgement.
- I go pant pant pant like a dog! Yes I pant pant pant like a dog! I crawl on all fours on the wet forest floor and I curl up and sleep in a log!
- farting in a tube that leads to a room beefsnack is stuck in so he will slowly perish
- jerk onto dick, look boob vids. tits, boob, cans, rack, what ever they call them. good time! feel good onto soul and hand. life very nice when jack dick, look boob vids. girl make huge fame from boob vids, cool porn star. make many cash, boob jobs, more boob vids with huge cans = more cash. boob lady cant fail this plan
- You don't leave Bloard. You'll be in a cafe, or walking down the street. You'll pass someone and do a double-take. "Was that Bloardman?", you'll ask yourself. You'll see someone out of the corner of your eye, typing on a laptop and staring at you. You'll turn abruptly, only for them to be gone. "Could it have been... Joop?", you'll wonder. Then one night you'll be walking home after a long night at the bar, only to find yourself followed. You'll run into your house and turn off all the lights, trying in vain to get some shuteye. As you're about to fall asleep you'll hear it. Faint at first, but growing louder every minute. "Where's my Bloard? WHERE'S MY BLOARD?!". As you hear the sound enter your house, as you listen to it move up the stairs, you'll know. You'll know that you need to post on Bloard again. As soon as possible.
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- Hisenburg from the tv show breakingf bad [b]Heisenborg[/b] [b]pros:[/b] - Wears a cool hat in some of the episodes - Knows a lot of recipies [b]cons:[/b] - Liar - Fake friend [b]Geneus rating:[/b] 31.9%. Not the brightest guy
- πwhat's this!! [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442185&type=card[/img] don't want it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=443020&type=card[/img] don't need it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=397461&type=card[/img] have it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179441&type=card[/img] ββΊπ wow what a find!!! ππ¨
- ________________ ^ got that sucker in a pretty good balance. free handed it, too. yeah that sumbitch is lookin mighty stable. might just set here a while and admire it
- They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.
- SORRY BUT IM LOGGING OFF OF BLOARD! π Password*******..LOADING..ββ ββββββββββ 99% ββ ERROR ! It is impossible to log off bloard. It means too much to me. Send to ten bloarders who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing bloarder.
- As the old saying goes: Horny in morning, bloarders take warning... horny at night, bloarders delight.... folks: Are you team morning horny or team night horny ??
- For outstanding achievement in the field of kindness and ban-evasion, I award Kingdad a big smooch on the mouth [img]https://underthelobsterscope.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/toddler-kissing-a-pig-e1334344875804.jpg[/img]
- i do it at designated bloard stations so its safe for eceryone
- dug a hole in the ground in the woods behind my house, thatβs my fart hole. letβs hear about your fart hole
- someone told me to bloard a while ago and I forgot and now here I am on the Gym Bloard
- I like to assassinate lunkheads in th3 gym by doing deadlifts with improper form and firing a lower vertebrate out of my back and into their brain
- Old Jacket (lo fi bedroom pop), Big Red Boat (Classic rock throwback), Stabbed (Metalcore), Stabbed! (Synth pop)
- [SCENE: Doggy Day Care Place, Interior] DEREK: Wow there's a lot of dogs at the gym today! [starts doing squat thrusts]
- just... no shirts in here... please follow the rules
- At some point we must ask ourselves when we see something: Was that shit biscotti? I saw something. I thought to myself: That shit - well - That shitβs not biscotti. I sentenced time for a crime commited. Take it up in Small Claims Bloard. I sumbit from any further jurisdiction of the case at hand.
- lets start dating each other while we wait for the women to come around
- Let me put it this way. Bloard is like a box. When you go in the box you dont know what you're going to find but you know it's going to be bloard. When you get back out of the box the light of the world blinds you momentarily as your metaphorical eyes adjust to the unfiltered wave after wave of useless garbage, celeb interviews, shitty reaction gifs, seasonal recipes with five paragraph prologues about how the author used to cook this for her ALS afflicted son, weird fast food brand tweets where a 49 year old northwestern graduate white guy says "y'all", guys getting mad at trump, guys getting mad at the guys who get mad at trump, literally a song called wet ass pussy that sucks shit but you cant say it because its Empowering. You find something kind of tame but funny and ironic to latch onto in all of this mess but it isnt the same. It isnt bloard. It's just some scrap that you can maybe share with your dudes in one of the surrogate bloard chats which always end up being a little more racist than the real bloard, which is a little racist but also very eager to have some black posters.
- I was bloarding at a coffee shop near this University down town. I was getting really deep into the no irony thread and enjoying a nice cup of java. After a while this really cute coed approached me and asked "what I was doing" and I started to tell her about bloard but she was talking to someone else it turned out. I'm pretty sure she heard me whisper "bloard dot com" though, so hey if you see this, I'm the guy from the coffee shop and I'm really sorry about urinating when you talked to me even though it turned out you were talking to that other person but now that you're on bloard I guess it all worked out. .
- [img]https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/portrait-male-proboscis-monkey-nasalis-260nw-1063811315.jpg[/img] here's what all of you look like!!
- i want a big rubber vulva that i can hang off the back of my truck
- cum gas is released from the fuck stains on a public bathroom floor or sauna, or from globules of spunk jizz in a hot bath. due to its tiny volume it has been difficult to properly extract but i have been in talks with chinese chemical engineers on how to harness its true power. i have also suggested using bloard as a source of the virile men needed to produce the sheer amount of baby batter necessary for their research. so far though i have only seen it cure my acne and stuttering.