Look, we all know it's true: You're a fuckposter. That is to say, you're worse than the shittiest of shitposters. You fucking suck Titanic Ant dick. Really bad. Smelly. Shitty. Vile. That's what your posts are. You're the Hindenburg of failson fuckposter shitfellas, and it's plain for all eyes to see. When everyone notices your stupid idiot shit handle on the right hand side of the screen and the red "-> X new" next to the title, everyone shields both their eyes and noses. They can smell your unclean hangnails clack on your virgin Cherry MX's that you've spent your disappointed mother's husband's stepfather's retirement money on, and they can imagine your discoloured back sweat on your stained "Gamer Chair" which you bought by begging with teary bloodshot shitty eyes those idiots on Twitch to sub to you so you could get a couple extra $ for your failfuck shitstain fuckboy shithead fuckshit lifestyle of empty nothingness and halitosis which somehow emanates from every body cavity which we can all smell through our monitors, you worthless fucking shitfuck. My god, look at you. There's no fucking hope, whatsoever. It's pathetic, it's sad, and we're all very, very sorry you exist every time we're reminded that you exist by you fuckson failboy fartposts. How are you going to get out of this one? More importantly, is it worth it? We can smell your farty tears rolling down you enormous, acne-cratered face as you read this. It's so fucking sad. It's SO sad. I'm crying as I write this, in fact. How will you stop fucking up with every heartbeat pumping your fartblood through your shitveins? Well, we're here to talk about it. We're here to talk about YOU. That's right, about the 300-lb bag of dogshit reading this RIGHT NOW. You are the star of the show now, you hulking mistake. We're talking about how you fucked up. About how you smell so bad the shower has to take a shower every time you remember you have a bathroom. We're talking about your fuckson failboyposts. It's all you. It's on you. We're staring at you. We can smell you. We're waiting. We're sorry. Anyway, hope that helps. Thanks for checking out the self-help thread 👀