[img]http://cliparts101.com/files/274/CF7A4D0236259DF50D1B9353D8181DE5/crystalballlady.png[/img] ~~~🞗🞘🟈🞘🞗 ~~~ big crystal ball, i will tell you your future. but be ware, it may suck shit. ~~~🞗🞘🟈🞘🞗 ~~~

whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds

will this thing show me where those chicken bones are lodged in my sink pipes

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11310] whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds [/quote] right thats it im putting a curse on you. [img]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LiCOmKfdI7w/WHiHvJVWCUI/AAAAAAAAAV8/FQcVr8uYrx8HSdOSedm1holQmqPzFsoZACLcB/s1600/StylzzZ%2B%2528394%2529.png[/img]

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11314] will this thing show me where those chicken bones are lodged in my sink pipes [/quote] hmmmmm yes.... the ball knows these pipes. knows them well, these chicken bones require a potion consisting of..... 1 part water 1 part caustic soda 1 frogs liver pour the potion into the sink and wait probably about a day without using the sink and then see if they are gone

can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese

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[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11327] 👀 [/quote] mmmm yes derek the ball is very clear it tells me you must go to the state of Ohio, (coincidentally home of the reputable toad boy!) and start a fruit selling business, lots of fruit to be sold there yes, primarily mangoes and pineapples (toad boys favs ☺️) but some others this will greatly appease t̶o̶a̶d̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ the spirits and grant good karma unto you

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11328] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes [/quote] my fists are full of amber, quartz, perlite, and old chewed gum that I found on the forest sidewalk.... and now this toad dude keeps asking me stuff like "is it bigger than a bread box" -_-

Hold on peens im on my way with some magical fruits!!!

it-its fuckin. its fucken toad time baby yeahh