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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [img]http://cliparts101.com/files/274/CF7A4D0236259DF50D1B9353D8181DE5/crystalballlady.png[/img] ~~~πŸž—πŸž˜πŸŸˆπŸž˜πŸž— ~~~ big crystal ball, i will tell you your future. but be ware, it may suck shit. ~~~πŸž—πŸž˜πŸŸˆπŸž˜πŸž— ~~~
    2019-08-11T22:21:45Z
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  • orgamecha
    whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds
    2019-08-12T00:23:30Z
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  • moog
    will this thing show me where those chicken bones are lodged in my sink pipes
    2019-08-12T03:50:08Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11310] whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds [/quote] right thats it im putting a curse on you. [img]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LiCOmKfdI7w/WHiHvJVWCUI/AAAAAAAAAV8/FQcVr8uYrx8HSdOSedm1holQmqPzFsoZACLcB/s1600/StylzzZ%2B%2528394%2529.png[/img]
    2019-08-12T15:17:07Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11314] will this thing show me where those chicken bones are lodged in my sink pipes [/quote] hmmmmm yes.... the ball knows these pipes. knows them well, these chicken bones require a potion consisting of..... 1 part water 1 part caustic soda 1 frogs liver pour the potion into the sink and wait probably about a day without using the sink and then see if they are gone
    2019-08-12T15:20:06Z
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  • meowkittens6
    can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese
    2019-08-12T15:54:34Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    πŸ‘€
    2019-08-12T21:50:46Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes
    2019-08-12T21:59:15Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11327] πŸ‘€ [/quote] mmmm yes derek the ball is very clear it tells me you must go to the state of Ohio, (coincidentally home of the reputable toad boy!) and start a fruit selling business, lots of fruit to be sold there yes, primarily mangoes and pineapples (toad boys favs ☺️) but some others this will greatly appease tΜΆoΜΆaΜΆdΜΆ ΜΆbΜΆoΜΆyΜΆ the spirits and grant good karma unto you
    2019-08-12T22:06:51Z
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  • meowkittens6
    [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11328] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes [/quote] my fists are full of amber, quartz, perlite, and old chewed gum that I found on the forest sidewalk.... and now this toad dude keeps asking me stuff like "is it bigger than a bread box" -_-
    2019-08-12T22:46:12Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Hold on peens im on my way with some magical fruits!!!
    2019-08-13T16:49:09Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    it-its fuckin. its fucken toad time baby yeahh
    2019-08-14T00:45:30Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    looking into the ball and all I see is jerry eating Chinese food
    2019-08-24T01:47:17Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11431] looking into the ball and all I see is jerry eating Chinese food [/quote] looking into my chinese food and all i see is that jerry has eaten a significant portion
    2019-08-26T18:57:34Z
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  • scout
    give it to me OP
    2019-08-27T14:08:30Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11455] give it to me OP [/quote] ball says....... a great time for you indeed, a great time for deals and bargains, lots of deals and bargains for you. look around you, there are good prices everywhere, bountiful and rich with good prices the world is for you.... bad news also though, a plague of locusts will descend upon your house every night for a year, kind of sucks :/
    2019-08-28T12:33:39Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time
    2019-08-30T17:08:15Z
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  • littleerik
    [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11467] Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time [/quote] sex tourism lol
    2019-08-31T00:28:45Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11467] Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time [/quote] crystal ball says....... erik is completely wrong. sex will be banned by next month, so no sex tourism but apart from that france looks pretty cool, it says you win a bowling competition, pretty cool shit
    2019-08-31T11:18:38Z
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  • toilet man
    Crystal ball ..... why has there been no posts for 2 days!!!!
    2019-09-26T10:29:03Z
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  • moog
    hmm? oh i see no one has added toilet man to secret_bloard yet
    2019-09-26T15:34:10Z
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  • toilet man
    [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11589] hmm? oh i see no one has added toilet man to secret_bloard yet [/quote] What the ..
    2019-09-27T15:22:59Z
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  • hillips
    i have removed moog from secret bloard for confirming the existence of secret bloard. i have added toilet man to secret bloard- check your bloarDMs for the invite - don't worry, you'll fit right in! πŸ˜‰ i have removed toilet man from secret bloard for not previously knowing about secret bloard. i have removed myself from secret bloard for confirming the existence of secret bloard.
    2019-09-27T15:59:25Z
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  • moog
    there's a secret bloard?
    2019-09-27T21:10:11Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    crystal ball: "man this is some bull. shit. !!!"
    2019-09-28T00:07:06Z
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  • moog
    *getting real close to the crystal* hello... can i can a impossible whopper with medium fries and a boddla wudder and also 6 chicken's nuggets as much bobocue sause as you will give me for free
    2019-10-07T15:44:41Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11633] *getting real close to the crystal* hello... can i can a impossible whopper with medium fries and a boddla wudder and also 6 chicken's nuggets as much bobocue sause as you will give me for free [/quote] its a crystal ball bro it had your order ready before you decided what you even wanted its not bound by linear time. also would you like some ketchup too?
    2019-10-10T14:46:58Z
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  • moog
    [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11638] also would you like some ketchup too? [/quote] fuck no that stuff will kill ya
    2019-10-10T16:09:26Z
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