I'm going to have to cum. No two ways about it
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- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- there was a single ant on my desk this morning. i searched everywhere for its friends but didn't find any, but this is just the first of many incursions they'll make this season. luckily there was a giant fucking spider on my door that jumped away when i was trying to take it outside and i lost it, so hopefully that guy eats all these little fuckers
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-ok-thread%2Fposts%2F11647] ok [/quote] ok
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6232] My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there [/quote] this appears to be a deep web rattlesnake original. for that i bestow upon you this very special upbloard.
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8076] had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence? [/quote] "to each his own" is my motto
- thats cool, what powers do you have. super spit?
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fnintendo-switch-benefits-drawbacks%2Fposts%2F4854] you look like a fuckin poofter playing ity in public [/quote] i have an animal crossing themed 3ds that looks like girls panties
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- mister spigetti, sorry you aren't getting the plusses you so desperately crave. have you tried saying you eat ants?
- I'm officially declaring a war on book_bloard. Anyone who wants to be on my side sound off, and anyone who wants to be on book_bloard's side sound off. The name of my team will be "Anti-Book-Bloard".
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3948] ant man here [/quote] careful erik
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5334] what is the objective of this game [/quote] Each player is secretly assigned a team at the start of the game. The two teams are the humans and the Cylons, and each team has a specific objective. The human players are trying to find the map to Earth, while the Cylon players simply want to annihilate the human race. Players win or lose with the other members of their team...but must figure out who they can trust in order to lead their team to victory. Or at least that's how we used to play it, not sure if those are the actual rules
- i poured the milk .... *whispers with tears pouring out of eyes* before the cereal
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️
- Just put some eyeliner
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- *starts pooping in the sand box*
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fscroteposting%2Fposts%2F12624] Yall wanna see mine [/quote] bust out the catbrain my dude
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10957] I got the diabeetus [/quote] erik i i dont condone bragging. [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10963] My dick fucking STINKS [/quote] hmm derek this is one seriously stinky dick. please dispose of it in the receptacle behind the building. afterward you may feel free to browse for a replacement model in the dick gallery upstairs, im sure you know the way there by now
- hmmm, looks like we've found the ideal target for you then chernip - Jerry. start ripping into jerry
- if you post your pw in bloard it'll automatically get filtered: ********
- now that the dust has settled i feel safe saying, Yeah. Yeah I’m Thinkin’ I Want To Fuck That Bear.