prevention, irony, laughter, time, stuff like that.
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- its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum
- The rule around here is that if you want Kingdad42 to respect you you have to kick his ass. It's a rite of paaaage we've all had to complete except for yoshifanatic, who couldn't do it because he has flippers for limbs. His mom took the medicine that gives you mutations when she was pregnant with him so he's shaped like a dolphin.
- sometimes I like to meditate to empty my mind so there's more room to get all the fuckin POSTS in there you know what I'm sayin? same deal but with laxatives and my ass
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6107] listen to this every one. if you open up someones avatar you get a url like https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/22/avatar.png and the number before avatar.png i think is assigned when you sign up, so i signed up before erik so mine is 33 but his is 99. anyway it turns out bloardmans number is...... [url=https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/2/avatar.jpg]TWO![/url]!! so who is user 1?? [/quote] badass detective work! iām user 6
- driving nails through my scrotum with a roofing hammer because it's saturday night baybee
- born too early to explore bloard2...š“ born too late to witness Swann posts on bloard...š¶ born just in time to +1 kingdad for speaking the d*mn truth ..š
- The only combo breaker I know of is this here gawper of mine. This here pie hole.
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok
- i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F11922] Iām lifting the weight of my big fat ass with my powerful thighs [/quote] lift my ass too please
- if the girl selling the bagels isn't nice, i don't want the bagel.
- hmmm, looks like we've found the ideal target for you then chernip - Jerry. start ripping into jerry
- Im pleased to announce that I am starting a gofumdme to get OP a cane. Further details will follow.
- i've got bad news for you mr spigetti one of those dreams was actually real life and i dont see any fuckin wingull in this room right now do you....
- It's a dark and stormy night and I'm writing on like a way to make my posts better or skating and it just doesn't when. I never correct spelling or auto correct words that's just my brand on here bitch
- 23:40. too freaking late for someone getting up at 7am. im a mess
- remembered this guy who would smoke weed and watch ong bak on his playstation 2
- howdy my pardners, and "Up Yours" to any varmints...
- Ants have always rubbed me the wrong way. They're kind of snooty and don't let me in on their jokes š¤
- lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)
- [img]https://c8.alamy.com/comp/M9MC62/chestnut-pony-peeking-out-his-box-stall-M9MC62.jpg[/img]
- I have "BLOARD" written on the inside of both of my eyelids so every time I blink I remember this great message board I call home
- I'M PISSED OFF TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- eating peanut butter everything bagel
