Don’t do it mods, or I’ll kick you’re ass!!!!

i like the one where he coins the phrase "thank god its friday". ever since reading that tweet, i often find myself thanking god for what day of the week it is. i have never been to a TGIF's but i can see myself doing so in the near future (maybe on a friday!)

prevention, irony, laughter, time, stuff like that.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F11922] I’m lifting the weight of my big fat ass with my powerful thighs [/quote] lift my ass too please

its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

Whip looking good bruh

no still in here

sometimes I like to meditate to empty my mind so there's more room to get all the fuckin POSTS in there you know what I'm sayin? same deal but with laxatives and my ass

bloard

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8076] had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence? [/quote] "to each his own" is my motto

wee

im not fucking horny at this

all chimps are chumps, all the other great apes (orangutans, gorillas) are the real champs

bomb born bold bogs bork boon boak bozo bonk bony boxy bods bowl bows bore body boat bong boot bond book boos boil boff bone bops bolo boss boas both bout bool bode boar boob bots boom bolt bosh boys

no

i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover

poSt some gusty vids here... 🌬💨💨

fUCK

That feel when I still live in Derek's house

It's a dark and stormy night and I'm writing on like a way to make my posts better or skating and it just doesn't when. I never correct spelling or auto correct words that's just my brand on here bitch

Im pleased to announce that I am starting a gofumdme to get OP a cane. Further details will follow.

I would like to open a case to get my French fries back on the grounds that this is bs.

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10957] I got the diabeetus [/quote] erik i i dont condone bragging. [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10963] My dick fucking STINKS [/quote] hmm derek this is one seriously stinky dick. please dispose of it in the receptacle behind the building. afterward you may feel free to browse for a replacement model in the dick gallery upstairs, im sure you know the way there by now

way to go snooby, keeping rocking on bud :)

howdy my pardners, and "Up Yours" to any varmints...

pretty convenient thread - for me to kill time at!

Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe 😌😅😊

i lost my Cumby

reckon i saw him out behind the bloardhouse pickin trash out of a bush bout a week or so ago. mighty big feller, though not as hairy as i thought he'd be. guy was shaved buck naked everywhere but his wild ass hair, looked likey had a skirt on from the back view

there's a secret bloard?

Fuck this site

hi hony

23:40. too freaking late for someone getting up at 7am. im a mess

[img]https://c8.alamy.com/comp/M9MC62/chestnut-pony-peeking-out-his-box-stall-M9MC62.jpg[/img]

I'm ANTi-ant! Get it because of the ANT in ANTi 😂😂

Let's get cozy. :) [img]https://iso.500px.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/winners_cover-1500x1000.jpg[/img] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcRXO5vVcRg[/youtube]

I’m lying in bed at 3pm having eaten nothing and missing work and posting on my phone because I’m a lazy depressed pampered shit. think i’ll play some video games :cool:

thank you my friends jerry and derek

You can just thank me directly

I only listen to video game music for children .