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when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.
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what the fuck
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