Hello and welcome to this exclusive Bloard content. here is episode 1 of Derek's Closet Confessions. Please enjoy. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_fwsGSNKyY[/youtube]

[youtube]https://youtu.be/8Qt1t9UZ1LQ[/youtube]

(screaming breathlessly like a woman suffering from beatlemania in 1964) DO AB EPISODE ABOUT THE SOCKS

Haha I’ll put it in the queue

Confess about your nuggs.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iba8z7RYfLQ[/youtube]

[youtube]https://youtu.be/QMAaD06mWoU[/youtube]

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kek

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4580] [youtube]https://youtu.be/QMAaD06mWoU[/youtube] [/quote] lol

Haha, real funny. It's mother fucking Cheese.

OK little erik, here’s episode 5. Socks! [youtube]https://youtu.be/Qixf5HSaMUk[/youtube]

Beater socks

derek, this was fantastic, and the socks are good. thank you so much.

"Lemme put my beer down" *camera conveniently pans and lingers on derek's large collection of expensive designer suits*

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4636] "Lemme put my beer down" *camera conveniently pans and lingers on derek's large collection of expensive designer suits* [/quote] and the sweetie's feeties

What the hell!!!! There are only 2 suits and they’re both men’s wearhouse ones plus a sport coat that I’ve never even worn. They’re all dusty as hell cus i never wear them

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4637] and the sweetie's feeties [/quote] Haha i realized I wasn’t even wearing socks while filming the famous socks episode 🤦‍♂️

it would be cool to live somewhere with a closet big enough to stand inside

In this episode of Derek’s Closet Confessions, Derek addresses the subject of sexual harassment. (This is Derek’s new assistant Constance, pleased to meet you all.) [youtube]https://youtu.be/_zYDJzukcqs[/youtube]

someone get harvey weinstein a bloard account mods? mods???

In this episode, Derek takes us on a tour of the closet and shares a special feature that had to be “retired.” Enjoy! -Constance [youtube]https://youtu.be/Ghr3MSZTLgY[/youtube]

two questions: 1) do you ever crap in there and then just leave the fan runnign? 2) actually I just had the one question it turns out

That feel when I still live in Derek's house

3) whats his name 4) bitch!

I was 18 years old when i masturbated for the first time

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4781] I was 18 years old when i masturbated for the first time [/quote] makes sense. that's legally when you can do it.

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4782] makes sense. that's legally when you can do it. [/quote] I'm too scared to start masturbating. I'm almost 30 and have never done it. I'd probably not be any good at it anyways so who cares, haha.

if u m,asturbate u go 2 hell

i'm in hell already from reading your posts so i might as well jack it

savage af 👀

wuold you mind doing some commnetary on this video while standing in your closet? [youtube]https://youtu.be/7WbNYYLzpyM[/youtube]

Lol I’ll do it in the flavor of this [youtube]https://youtu.be/yDRUNCDUx9M[/youtube]

i keep seeing those guys in my recommended. im not sure why people these days love reactions so much!

Please sound off in the comments section below! [youtube]https://youtu.be/QF81fHKb_N4[/youtube]

sometimes popular media is just pap, just opiates for the masses, lulling us to sleep with unchallenging drivel. but sometimes sometimes the public gets asked a question that defies expectations and shatters their fragile reality

horses have butt cheeks

just binge watched all of these. what a night

when is the next episode coming out

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