today's my day off so i was going ask my fellow bloardmen. the trainer at my Local Planet fitness keeps giving me the "you don't look repulsive to me" eyes, which i think may be a trap, because i am actually a giant walking 50-gallon black contractor's trashbag filled to the top with hair and lard. She was at the desk when i slathered my way up and gave the little keykard thing attached to my keychain thing for her to scan, and she gave me those eyes, so i blurted out "BLOARD DOT COM" and then coughed because i choked on my own spit a little which a little of which flew out of my mouth onto her yellow trainer shirt that said "trainer",i quickly grabbed my keychain and quickly waddled to the bathroom where i nervously began to fart a lot while my face turned the color of an embarrassed beet. do you guys think i have a chance? i hope she gets on Bloard, and she can come in this thread and talk about bloard, and also gym bloard-related stuff, what do you guys think? she doesn't have a nametag, so i don't know what her name is, other than "Trainer," i'm thinking she looks like a Christy or Natalie, something with a long "E" sound at the end, she's very pretty, and my bowels are starting to loosen thinking about the whole situation. thoughts?