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- [quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F3616] id say other [/quote] nice name + post combo
- Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Grayson’s train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12036] Im an using my mammle brain to make a complex post on bloard about how mych i love to take a big steamy crap!!!! [/quote] lmao mammal brain be crazy bro
- *opening my stocking* what's this? my own dick and balls? wow, how thoughtful!!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*
- pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all
- i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill
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- it rules having your entire life be a sham. i can't say that in the other thread because of the title
- Im anti-ant but there is no point killing them off for even if they were all to die they simply do not carry enough flesh to be fed to the homeless
- maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought
- what if we called the site blood.com and switched the colors to black and red
- i did that thing on bloard again, the thing the voices tell me to (post)
- *smoking cig while leaning on a wall in my leather jacket facing the other direction, and turning towards you and lowering my sunglasses* you wanna know how to post on Bloard, huh? you don't wanna know how to post on Bloard, kid. It's too much for you to handle.
- what're the best string of words after fucking? example :Fucking Fuck fucking shit fucking fucky fucker fucking little shit fucker
- ok been thinking of this one for a couple days now but it feels like somethings missing: [quote]me (trying not to cum) (gay): "uhhhn im gonna bust" me (trying not to cum) (straight): "uhhhn im gonna bust" maybe we aren't as different we think[/quote]
- women should only be allowed to wear hats if they say WHORE in bright red showcard gothic font. guess i'm old fashioned that way.
- the one far cry game where that woman gets her tits out then stabs u. that one.
- persistent low level cramping pain in my neck/shoulder left side region. getting a pizza tonight
- let's hear em *doing the "gimme/c'mon" gesture...cmon let's hear em. cmon then
- my ideal sexual partner is a humanoid version of the springfield monorail, reaming my distended orifices infinitely and eternally
- *slowly taking my shirt of and flexing my big muscles as i begin to type, but somehow my very high pitched mickey mouse voice is picked up through the text* Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. no homo
- hey get that afternoon crap out of here this is for mornings only
- thats cool... wait, no irony here... hell i feel that
- 15 posts in this shitty thread and i still dont know what a himalayan is
- The court finds this unacceptable and orders Jerry to issue Judge RaymondMoist a new years boon.
- Saturday night bloard party folks....let's get sloshed and gather on da couch to watch the president of bloardville get elected on tv
