hey guys, i was just thinking that it'd be smart to register a bunch of bloard accounts with desirable usernames so when bloard gets big (i mean even bigger than it is now) you can sell em off for big bucks. for e.g. i have total control of the accounts coke, Diet_Coca_Cola, kfc-chicken and have a joint partnership in the account "NIKE". that means if any of these brands want to market on here they have to shell out to me first.
- when i approached the bloard secretary, she told me that i could only register under my real, legal name. "pshh," i thought. "What a load of baloney. why are you laughing? people say that, right? Load of baloney? anyway..." imagine my surprise when, 6 monthbs later, after posting like a madman, i come down with a) brittle bones syndrome, b) mario's disease, and c) gangrened earlobes. the worst part? i haven't learned my lesson .