hey guys, i was just thinking that it'd be smart to register a bunch of bloard accounts with desirable usernames so when bloard gets big (i mean even bigger than it is now) you can sell em off for big bucks. for e.g. i have total control of the accounts coke, Diet_Coca_Cola, kfc-chicken and have a joint partnership in the account "NIKE". that means if any of these brands want to market on here they have to shell out to me first.

That's completely illegal and you can go to jail for a long-ass time for that sort of nonsense. Be very careful or I might have to report your ass. *registers pepsiman and swann2 as well as 2wann*

Companys will pay big bucks for Snooby in the coming years

i registered kingdad thru kingdad41 when this site first opened

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to register derekloserbeam but it was already taken. 😡

yeah, by you now haha

[quote=derekloserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-username-squatting%2Fposts%2F2525] I tried to register derekloserbeam but it was already taken. 😡 [/quote] yeah cause you can only register your account once haha

imagine my surprise when jop, jope, yope, yupe, and joup were all taken

when i approached the bloard secretary, she told me that i could only register under my real, legal name. "pshh," i thought. "What a load of baloney. why are you laughing? people say that, right? Load of baloney? anyway..." imagine my surprise when, 6 monthbs later, after posting like a madman, i come down with a) brittle bones syndrome, b) mario's disease, and c) gangrened earlobes. the worst part? i haven't learned my lesson .

slow learner im about to squat on your bloard username.... yeah, and then do a poo on it

what the f%&rk!!!