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- fashion idea: pantswap every week you and a friend swap pants, just to try out some new styles of pants
- There's 10 types of people in this world 01. gents 02. ladies 03. lads 04. lassies 05. babes 06. wee 'uns 07. chads 08. stacys 09. karens 10. people who don't understand binary
- Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar?
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] “I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy
- i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware
- ok. new angle. the title says it gets locked after one person posts in it. but, i never said who that one person is! that's what the thread has been about the whole time. now you're the stupid ones? please ignore my previous posts on the subject
- I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdry-skin-problem%2Fposts%2F4228] [img]https://i.imgur.com/vzes6jl.png[/img] bloarders b like [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/FjyCx71.png[/img]
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-can-t-in-yoshi-s-bcuz-u-love-drama-fake-friends-bullshit%2Fposts%2F4687] 💣 [/quote] AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE GET OUT!!!!!!
- Jerry I have always wanted to be your friend 😀 more than i do with anyone else on this site. and that's true.
- hehehe i'm back, and i see many new faces! new and old! lot's of funny funny pals, but remember the old days? the long paragraphs of sincerity,,, my first time with bloard was around seven years ago, wow! but i can't say bloard is my home, i rarely visit, and when i do i don't stay long. the members here, bloardies if you will, pull on me like waves. pushing away and pulling back. my bones broken and my bones tickled. the laughter and enjoyment i've gotten out of this niche community is truly amazing, and yet i am inconsistent. but i trust that this site will always be here, never changing in layout or simplicity. no, i can't call bloard a home, it would be disingenuous, as i have not spent enough time. what it is to me is a constant, that is the best way I can describe it. As I and my environment have changed so much and so unpredictably, bloard has always been a constant. this, i feel, is due in a large part because of my distance. as i am inevitably interconnected with my surroundings, and by this any change in either myself or my surroundings will profoundly effect the other. so being in relationship with anything ties it profoundly to myself and in this way ties it profoundly to the naturally unpredictable impermanence of any experience. In this way, perhaps it is not the faint racism or ableism that pushes me away, but my own desire to preserve bloard as an omni temporal refuge for myself. that bloard can't be associated with a time or place or emotion or experience that would anchor it in a specific time or state of my life, because I retain my distance with it. I come and go from bloard, but it remains. a tiny piece of the internet enough detached from myself to save it from the impermanence with which I experience my life. bloard is, to me, a stagnant wave that by it's own paradoxical nature pushes and pulls me. what is it to you?
- Hot damn... All these classic Horny posts regarding the 2020 Horny olympics are "Really Getting My Crank Hoggin!" Viewing this thread, it's obvious to me that Horny bloard is keeping this site most often known as bloard.com not only on the map, as it were, but also, it takes the damn cake! That being said, I can only propose, in the most tasteful way possible, that we all rally together together in support of this delectably Horny event with the hope that Mister Spigetti will announce a second installment known only as "The Horny Olympics" of 2023. In order to make sure the event draws as big a crown as possible, I'd say that it's only reasonable that Horny bloard be designated the host bloard once again, but hey, that's just my two cents. Let me know what you all think of starting up a second iteration of the Horny olympics and hopefully Mister Spigetti will get back to us with some insight.
- It was an exemplary post, I agree. I think an ironic username should not disqualify unironic posts. For instance, it's very unlikely this guy's real name is "Mister Spigetti" (deep, deep apologies if so), yet he is capable of generating wholly unfacetious and sobering content such as the above. I feel very upset about the British spelling of Joop.
- i've been waiting for this for a long time. ni hao babes :skintone3-grin:
- welcome to bloard dot com, rupy. please enjoy the posts
- please use this secret code to become my nintendo friendo. SW-8534-0593-7216
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- great work everyone here's mine [youtube]J8cO3tZO2L4[/youtube]
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-olympics%2Fposts%2F12986] rate my rack : OO [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/P6hPEh8.png[/img]
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8090] Not only Ami not offended, hell, I'm wondering whatd happen next [/quote] I'll keep ypu posted bud
- beefsnack why are you so mean? you're gonna end up hurting someone's feelings..