The pool is peens... don’t pee in, on, or around peens please
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- When i got da blues I go to thee best restaurant get me some prime steak potaoes n shit, drank some chardiney then a stacked sunday for dessert, ha ha 2 sundays, then go to the soup kitchen w/ community (people to talk to) get a glass a water, sit there and when someone asks me why i'm not eating I tell them, Yes sir good times!!!
- (thinking of how i can make a statement so broad that it encompasses and disavows all potential posts on the matter, thus utterly halting the thread's progression ) pee pee ...hmmM?mmm.., and poo poo :)
- im still alive but im barely breathin
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F13859] co-exist but its all the video game console and company symboles all together in harmony [/quote] [img]https://peacemonger.org/assets/images/CS259---Coexist-Gaming-Parody-Sticker.jpg[/img]
- As long as that material is going to Pigfoots it’s 50% off! I think we have an understand here :)
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] “I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy
- so an innocent drive by farting is suddenly forbidden, but the guy who's been jacking off in the corner next to the mop buckets and rakes has been here for over two weeks, just tugging away and grunting at anyone who walks by, mashing his spud raw... i guess snooby showed us his true colours today.
- You should always use a water-based moisturizer after exfoliating, bitch
- Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar?
- i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware
- I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that
- ok. new angle. the title says it gets locked after one person posts in it. but, i never said who that one person is! that's what the thread has been about the whole time. now you're the stupid ones? please ignore my previous posts on the subject
- There's 10 types of people in this world 01. gents 02. ladies 03. lads 04. lassies 05. babes 06. wee 'uns 07. chads 08. stacys 09. karens 10. people who don't understand binary
- Jerry I have always wanted to be your friend 😀 more than i do with anyone else on this site. and that's true.
- a lot of people don’t know that the word “saturday” actually comes from the ancient greek “santurday” which meant “saturday”
- you guys coming forward has given me the confidence i need, thank you, i too am blocking orgamecha
- First time skating in front of my gf and kickflipped first try, been riding this high out all day
- Just listened to the hit single "Them Powerful Beans" but had to quit since it's a 40 minute prog opera
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- hehehe i'm back, and i see many new faces! new and old! lot's of funny funny pals, but remember the old days? the long paragraphs of sincerity,,, my first time with bloard was around seven years ago, wow! but i can't say bloard is my home, i rarely visit, and when i do i don't stay long. the members here, bloardies if you will, pull on me like waves. pushing away and pulling back. my bones broken and my bones tickled. the laughter and enjoyment i've gotten out of this niche community is truly amazing, and yet i am inconsistent. but i trust that this site will always be here, never changing in layout or simplicity. no, i can't call bloard a home, it would be disingenuous, as i have not spent enough time. what it is to me is a constant, that is the best way I can describe it. As I and my environment have changed so much and so unpredictably, bloard has always been a constant. this, i feel, is due in a large part because of my distance. as i am inevitably interconnected with my surroundings, and by this any change in either myself or my surroundings will profoundly effect the other. so being in relationship with anything ties it profoundly to myself and in this way ties it profoundly to the naturally unpredictable impermanence of any experience. In this way, perhaps it is not the faint racism or ableism that pushes me away, but my own desire to preserve bloard as an omni temporal refuge for myself. that bloard can't be associated with a time or place or emotion or experience that would anchor it in a specific time or state of my life, because I retain my distance with it. I come and go from bloard, but it remains. a tiny piece of the internet enough detached from myself to save it from the impermanence with which I experience my life. bloard is, to me, a stagnant wave that by it's own paradoxical nature pushes and pulls me. what is it to you?
- Hey hold up real quick Cherndog, I'm gonna grab a mop from the back and chase away the farter. Your number is up bro.
- time that each user post what they tits feel like. mine feel real hard like orbs that made from rock. can’t have much milk from mine tits. also they look good into tiny swim suit. mine tits make boys feel wild!!!
- i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden
