Bitch don't kill my vibe. Never hire mercenaries hillpis!! You never read The Prince?
Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck have you been Bloardman?
It's up to you to make Bloard lively!!! You bloardman are our only hope!!! LOL
Joop, you deserve a break, that schedule post was killer. Hillips, or hillips
the ever met a fellow bloarder classic, but step up the game, I'm only sayin this cause I know you are capable of great feats, all you other fucks (excluding Kingdad42, yr doin a fantastic job) Write!!!
fuckin cocksuckers, DO THE WORK!!!
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- What's Your! record for finding the crungy spingus? [img]http://41.media.tumblr.com/67a0aefd268eb0ac74ec3e013049b7f3/tumblr_ngsuna6xyh1qg1097o1_1280.png[/img] mine is 4 minutes ! Don't be a dongus
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6232] My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there [/quote] this appears to be a deep web rattlesnake original. for that i bestow upon you this very special upbloard.
- damn moog thats a baller br'kf'st... two things: i like to make a fried egg and toss that bad bitch on a bagel from time to time. i use a glass tumbler i have thats really thick glass. i whisk the egg in the cup, then put the pan on top upside down. flip the sumbitch over and cook on low heat. bam perfectly round fried egg. and also: what do they call english muffins in england. is that just a muffin. then what do they call muffins? american muffins"
- i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok
- Im pleased to announce that I am starting a gofumdme to get OP a cane. Further details will follow.
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fback-from-a-trip%2Fposts%2F7782] they call it acid because it eats away at your brain and makes you stupid as hell, smoke some mother freakin w33d d00b1es instead!!!! [/quote] there's a reason they call it dope and I'll let you know if I figure out what it is.
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- haha yeah king dad you grandfather lookin ass mf
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-scenario%2Fposts%2F9965] thats really good [/quote] weird that you said that and didn't plus my post. well not just weird, but also a complete betrayel forcing me to gather my forces and besiege your house
- kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them
- Whatβs that? Itβs Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- i fling open the saloon doors to Bloard. a tubmlewead of doghair rolls through. at a table sits some zak guy shouting raceistly. the room has no other patrons. from behind the bar, bloardman, taking a shot of 300-proof urine: bloards dead, he says. i step fully into the room. the saloon doors creak behind me. i tip my hat. it rips in half because its a piece of shit burger king crown. fuck that, i say, and start shooting from the hip. i dont have any guns, so i'm just spitting and pointing my fingers. bloards back, baby.
- holy shit...hank wanrs to see my bloard. Iβm honored, hank.πππ
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- oh, are we being real now? this is the thread for real shit is it? permission to be really really real, for real? π€π€π€ allow me to post some of that real shit.... for the real bloarders ONLY. read below if your one of the real ones. if your fake fuck urself. [spoiler]kingddad scared of all kinds of fish wont go in to the ocean or even the bath tub[/spoiler]
- Not out yet. Please take posting in this thread seriously.
- sometimes in store and you see bisvotty often you hear fummy words 'tjat shit bidscotty!' and then store clerk turn around and
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcustomer-research%2Fposts%2F6551] what happened to yoshifan btw? [/quote] He went to sauce in the tub
- eating peanut butter everything bagel
- my favorite is the humble angel hair spaghetti π hereβs a pretty badass list https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- let me get in on this hex hillips... don't hog it dude