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- as a working class white person, I relate all too well to *earphone cuts out & Joe Kennedy III has to improvise* cranking up kingdom Hearts piano collections so mom can't hear you slamming shaft saving this for the 2020 election cycle
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fconfessional-thread%2Fposts%2F7528] went a long time without bloarding [/quote] led zeppelin voice: been a long time since i posted on bloard!!!
- [quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me
- love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”
- First of all, I've castrated myself in order to attain access to the enlightened Patrician class of Bloarder (with Bloardman, Swann, and the like). Second, Derek, there would be no point in slathering your balls in powder. Powder Balled Bitch!!!
- shit. god damn it. i hate it. fuck. aaagh. aaaagh. crap. jeez. fffffucklestiltskins. aaaaaagh.
- is it plugged in? if not, try plugging it in. you can tell by looking at the back of it and seeing if the "tail" is laying on the floor instead of in an outle.t
- hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" 🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃 why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" 🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲 so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" 📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒 i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]
- AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! edit: sorry didnt mean to post this in recipes
- I'm trying to become unstoppably powerful.
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- plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure
- Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
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- It's good man. It makes me feel like I have to love the posts
- I'm pretty glad Firefly got cancelled and I think people who say it was a great show are misguided and unloved
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- lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)
- rip to the girthboy sub. lot of us refugees have been gathering at girthboys.win
- haha yeah king dad you grandfather lookin ass mf
- [quote=jocelynjjones;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13594] ants keep crawling into my kitchen and eating my cat food. Edit: i dont like it [/quote] This is still happening but they come onto the counter now and run around the butter knife. I think they should die.
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFH9soeufXY[/youtube]
- "peepee weiner asshole" wish it was something more funny
- Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.
