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- Bitch don't kill my vibe. Never hire mercenaries hillpis!! You never read The Prince? Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck have you been Bloardman? It's up to you to make Bloard lively!!! You bloardman are our only hope!!! LOL Joop, you deserve a break, that schedule post was killer. Hillips, or hillips the ever met a fellow bloarder classic, but step up the game, I'm only sayin this cause I know you are capable of great feats, all you other fucks (excluding Kingdad42, yr doin a fantastic job) Write!!! fuckin cocksuckers, DO THE WORK!!!
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6232] My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there [/quote] this appears to be a deep web rattlesnake original. for that i bestow upon you this very special upbloard.
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok
- haha see! ur such a liar wowneat i just can’t even. also, what i’m eating now is your mom’s pussy. bitch ass punk. why don’t you come upstairs and eat your dinner ya fuckin loser.
- they're all disgusting, and filled with filth, and terrible. we live in a world of shit
- *tricking derek into a giant hamsterball* we'll see about that
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
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- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5836] i dont get number 2. [/quote] just thought of this post idea: you should see a doctor if this is the case. thanks for reading.
- zing! cant believe KD cant even conjure a rebuttal to this own!
- UPDATE: MY WIFE HAS AN ACCOUNT ON BLOARD. SHE GOES UNDER THE USERNAME: "kingdad42" PLEASE ADVISE
- i've got bad news for you mr spigetti one of those dreams was actually real life and i dont see any fuckin wingull in this room right now do you....
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7602] dicklips [/quote] jessus christ
- damn moog thats a baller br'kf'st... two things: i like to make a fried egg and toss that bad bitch on a bagel from time to time. i use a glass tumbler i have thats really thick glass. i whisk the egg in the cup, then put the pan on top upside down. flip the sumbitch over and cook on low heat. bam perfectly round fried egg. and also: what do they call english muffins in england. is that just a muffin. then what do they call muffins? american muffins"
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!