hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!!
Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img]
"HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!"
🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃
why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up"
"BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED"
🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲
so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...!
[quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real
"IT's THE BIG ONE!!"
📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒
i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader.
well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]
- goulasch is really really freakin awesome, but they fucked the joke up and that's what pisses me off!!! should have been "ghoulash", what the fuck is a fucking GOUG???? GOUGLASH! they fucked it up, that's not a portmanteau at all!!!
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstrange-or-just-fu-d-up%2Fposts%2F591] the jokes in those poppers are always the worst! even worse than the ones found in laffy taffies or bazooka joe. my gf's mom is a bit of an anglophile, so we have them every chrimbus and i enjoy wearing the paper crown and opening my cheap plastic gift. anyhoo, I would wager that most U.S. Americans don't know about the xmas popper thing. [/quote] speke enlgih
- what is wrong with everybody on this forum. are you all smoked up on weed?
- my girlfriend has been sneaking weedibles into my food source for years now. i just found out today, and i'm malnourished and high as all get out. i haved been weedied for the last time !!! ****this was a joke post by king dad, like comment and subscribe for more classic knee slappers!!**** ☺
- move to washington or colorado or oregon, all 3 are good places
- OP, what the fuck!! fuck's up w/ that fortune?
