to derek: happy mothafuckin birthday
to everyone else: it dereks birthday today so bring your gifts to this threaf
here you're go derek i got you this clump of seaweed
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- everyone knew CasinoPinUp was going to show up to support MichaelGen
- people tell me a mysterious and horrible odour follows me around, can't seem to find the source, will keep everyone updated
- King dad would never utter those words of resignation. He’s a strong brave man who slays minotaurs
- new time idea: 100 seconds is 1 day. weeks and months are banned! clocks are abolished this must all be counted manually!!
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3948] ant man here [/quote] careful erik
- the OP is the president. keep up
- [img]https://imgur.com/vRKCVaK.jpg[/img]
- Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
- flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.
- boom boom boom boom boom boom *that's the beat to the song the dj is playing for saturdaynight bloard* [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/9b/7a/5a9b7abcb7e1c7a50e298c08f1c1b797.gif[/img]
- trail of toilet paper that leads through the front gates of the bloard fortress and directly into the posting dungeon
- love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”
- I feel bad for pressuring you like this but not as bad as i felt looking at that smilie’s big boner
- haha see! ur such a liar wowneat i just can’t even. also, what i’m eating now is your mom’s pussy. bitch ass punk. why don’t you come upstairs and eat your dinner ya fuckin loser.
- hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" 🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃 why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" 🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲 so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" 📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒 i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]
- who tf made this bloard... anime bloard. are you freaking kidding me! i will never post here.
- He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down!
- heres me [img]https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/31/avatar.jpg[/img]
- It's good man. It makes me feel like I have to love the posts
- i am eating banana bread and drinking lemon water calmly waiting for chirstmas to come to my home and take away my filthy penis
- they're all disgusting, and filled with filth, and terrible. we live in a world of shit
- Derek, just know that I voted Plus on your post and not on the one where you got owned. I stand with Derek
- I'm trying to become unstoppably powerful.
- lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)
- as a working class white person, I relate all too well to *earphone cuts out & Joe Kennedy III has to improvise* cranking up kingdom Hearts piano collections so mom can't hear you slamming shaft saving this for the 2020 election cycle
- when I have enough money to get my girl chicken popcorn and french fries :)
