i love you can we be friends please ?

kingdad is good

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fode-to-kingdad%2Fposts%2F7543] kingdad is good [/quote] man of the century

I'll post this here, a little analysis of a poem jerry wrote (reproduced below from its revised form on twitter for those who have yet to read it) U / U / 1 Ｔｈｅ ｈｏｂｂｉｔ Ｋｉｎｇ U / u / 2 Ｗｉｌｌ ｓｕｃｋ ｙｏｕｒ ｄｉｃｋ U / U / 3 Ｉｆ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｆａ ｖ U / U / 4 Ｔｈｉｓ ｐｏｓｔ ｙｏｕ ｃｌｉｃｋ / / / U 5 Ｂｕｔ ｄｏｎｔ ｓａｙ ｔｈｅ / U / 6 ｋｉｎｇ ｉｓ ｍｅ U / U / 7ｏｒ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｏｕｔｈ U / U / 8 ｍｙ ｐｉｓｓ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｅ Jerry intentionally varies the meter on line 5. My personal preference would be U / U / but do not say U / U / the king is me which preserves the iambic dimeter, but I also like the stylistic choice of changing the meter here emphasizing the implied threat to the reader while also setting up the ironic conclusion where it becomes obvious the writer is in fact the aforementioned "hobbit king".

Jerry’s my friend ☺️

if you write a poem everyone winds up thinking you suck dick. smdh at this life lesson i learned the hard way.

If you suck dick everyone thinks you can write poems >_<

we are so misunderstood, in our own time.

jerry put that part in the poem becuase he was scared people were gonna say he was the king but he's really the hobbit prince (does the same thing as the king but no status in the kingdom)

👑 ☺

dude the prince has all the royal privileges but no responsibilities....

I have that too ☺️

i follow kingdad on twitter. his tweets are for the fucking birds!!! no good!

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fode-to-kingdad%2Fposts%2F7580] i follow kingdad on twitter. his tweets are for the fucking birds!!! no good! [/quote] hmmm.. *funny foreign accent voice* you die now!

I follow @‪lazycat619‬ on twitter. He’s cool

ima firing my lazer !! blaargh!! over 9000 !! haha