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  • beefsnack
    i love you can we be friends please ?
    2018-10-15T08:45:46Z
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  • littleerik
    kingdad is good
    2018-10-15T14:51:47Z
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  • beefsnack
    [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fode-to-kingdad%2Fposts%2F7543] kingdad is good [/quote] man of the century
    2018-10-15T16:18:28Z
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  • at_least_weasel
    I'll post this here, a little analysis of a poem jerry wrote (reproduced below from its revised form on twitter for those who have yet to read it) U / U / 1 The hobbit King U / u / 2 Will suck your dick U / U / 3 If on the fa v U / U / 4 This post you click / / / U 5 But dont say the / U / 6 king is me U / U / 7or in your mouth U / U / 8 my piss will be Jerry intentionally varies the meter on line 5. My personal preference would be U / U / but do not say U / U / the king is me which preserves the iambic dimeter, but I also like the stylistic choice of changing the meter here emphasizing the implied threat to the reader while also setting up the ironic conclusion where it becomes obvious the writer is in fact the aforementioned "hobbit king".
    2018-10-15T17:51:51Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Jerry’s my friend ☺️
    2018-10-15T23:01:07Z
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  • jerry
    if you write a poem everyone winds up thinking you suck dick. smdh at this life lesson i learned the hard way.
    2018-10-16T01:58:51Z
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  • bug deal
    If you suck dick everyone thinks you can write poems >_<
    2018-10-16T03:20:07Z
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  • jerry
    we are so misunderstood, in our own time.
    2018-10-16T04:40:40Z
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  • kingdad42
    jerry put that part in the poem becuase he was scared people were gonna say he was the king but he's really the hobbit prince (does the same thing as the king but no status in the kingdom)
    2018-10-16T23:03:43Z
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  • jerry
    👑 ☺
    2018-10-17T03:11:22Z
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  • at_least_weasel
    dude the prince has all the royal privileges but no responsibilities....
    2018-10-17T22:16:05Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I have that too ☺️
    2018-10-18T00:39:59Z
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  • hillips
    i follow kingdad on twitter. his tweets are for the fucking birds!!! no good!
    2018-10-18T10:10:11Z
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  • kingdad42
    [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fode-to-kingdad%2Fposts%2F7580] i follow kingdad on twitter. his tweets are for the fucking birds!!! no good! [/quote] hmmm.. *funny foreign accent voice* you die now!
    2018-10-18T21:26:45Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I follow @‪lazycat619‬ on twitter. He’s cool
    2018-10-19T15:11:33Z
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  • beefsnack
    ima firing my lazer !! blaargh!! over 9000 !! haha
    2018-10-19T16:27:06Z
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  • jerry
    log off beefsnack
    2020-02-06T05:10:04Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    jerry been sitting on that one for a year, damn
    2020-02-06T05:21:37Z
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  • littleerik
    beefsnack got got
    2020-02-06T05:24:39Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    log off beefsnack
    2020-08-06T19:11:47Z
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