la luna de miel esta finito
top posts
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-curse-of-bloaard%2Fposts%2F11721] oh crap [/quote] oh shit erik this post knows youre gay!!!
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_AND_Book_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcurrent-book-workout-regiment-your-doing-now%2Fposts%2F4586] crank [/quote] lol
- i've got bad news for you mr spigetti one of those dreams was actually real life and i dont see any fuckin wingull in this room right now do you....
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- Chapter 1 Mario and luigi's worst adventure Big bill was crying since it was a thursday. Thursday was the annivesary of the time that Mario and LUigi had jumped on his brother. It was a great day in Mush room Kingdom and Mario was lazed out on his old bed. He could smell the pancakes wafting from the kitchen and the smell of an old egg. "Lugi thanks for the breakfast" he thought, but didn't say. There was no need to say out loud since they were brothers. "no problem" thought luigi He served up the breakfast and the chewecf together in silence. Mario scaned the paper and it was not good news-supposedly the princess had choked on something last night. She was in recovery but it wasnt good. princess peach was in here bed with mush room docotrs all aroun her. the toade stools docotrs all had degress in psychology and chriopracty and medical healing. they had precscripte the princes with a prescription pf mushroojm pills to helpe with here apa\tiete. she had shcoked on a mushroom in the firste place and it the main docotor said "a hare of the dog is the best cure for any aliment". all the docts nodded in agrements. They also wheeled in a tray full of invincitbility stars for the porincess to eat if it got too bad. the princess sad "this is the worste day off my life, except for when the Boweser got me and took me to his house." browser's house was of course not very good because he had a lot of pizza boxes and litter around and he never tooke out the trash. the princes cried a little and then went to sleep awith all the toad stools standing over here bed.* * they were not very tall so they were all on stools shaped like mushrooms so that they coulde see here and helep her be treated with medicine and chiropracting Sudenly luigi started bleading from his knee. "Whats the matter little brother?" cried mario in alerm. But luigi just caughed and sputered. Luigi turned his head and said "mario heres the deal. Princess peach has taken ill" mario just laughed and said "i know thats why i read the paper" but lugi shoke head and spatered blood all over the side of the reiferidgerateor. its worse than we thought, shes coughing uip mushtroms and theres no hope". At this marto and LUigi were silent. But there was a kock at th edoor. There old disnosaur was baying and barkeing at this intursion. since luigig was still shaking his head and blucking up blood from hisknee, so mario shook to his feet and stuibmled to the dore. opened th edoor and was BOWSERE big bullet bill was at the lake fishing and he caught a big trout fish and also a fish with gogols. he pulled his boat to the side of the lake and got out and put his fish on ice. he then sit by the lakeside and meditate. bullet bill said his montra ovre and ovr agin " kill mario, kill mario, kill mario, kill mario..." when luigi saw browser he fainted. mario look bowser strait in the eye and said to him "hey" Bowesr looked down ant mario and said "look. for wht its worth im sorry about the princess. i know weve had our diferences ouvre the years but thats no reason for princess peche t ofall ill like this and i know you loved her. she was an upright citizen and a down to earth ruler " mario could say nothing but lutigi could. He came up to the door and rased his white glove and brought it across bowsers orange snout with a SMEK. bowser looked down andsaid "guess i decerved that"heput on his hat, noded once, and steped down into his old beat up pontaic to drive out of there life. He turend back once, slowed his pontiac down to a crawl ,and threw a wistful stair to the house as [he drove down the lane. Mario said to luigi "we gotta save the princess." luigi nodded and coughed blood onto his white gloves. his gloves were no longer red, they were soaked in blood. luigi said "but this time, call me blood luigi" so mario and blood luiigi got theyre adventuring gear together and left their house. off they went to travel the world to search for a cure END CHAPTER ONE
- If you feel lonely and depressed I highly recommend Purcell's operas and art songs. If you don't like baroque you do not deserve the consolation. Shoutouts to Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, Chopin, Faure. Jeers to Mozart but only as a neg.
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- damn moog thats a baller br'kf'st... two things: i like to make a fried egg and toss that bad bitch on a bagel from time to time. i use a glass tumbler i have thats really thick glass. i whisk the egg in the cup, then put the pan on top upside down. flip the sumbitch over and cook on low heat. bam perfectly round fried egg. and also: what do they call english muffins in england. is that just a muffin. then what do they call muffins? american muffins"
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- i am eating banana bread and drinking lemon water calmly waiting for chirstmas to come to my home and take away my filthy penis
- kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- I think he was being ironic. Let's get him.
- i fling open the saloon doors to Bloard. a tubmlewead of doghair rolls through. at a table sits some zak guy shouting raceistly. the room has no other patrons. from behind the bar, bloardman, taking a shot of 300-proof urine: bloards dead, he says. i step fully into the room. the saloon doors creak behind me. i tip my hat. it rips in half because its a piece of shit burger king crown. fuck that, i say, and start shooting from the hip. i dont have any guns, so i'm just spitting and pointing my fingers. bloards back, baby.
- everyone knew CasinoPinUp was going to show up to support MichaelGen
- I’m the grandpa of on here
- eating peanut butter everything bagel
- the OP is the president. keep up
- petty sure famous nimtendo is on bloard you oftem see yoshi (just a theory (game! theoyy,)
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️