I wanna be your friend Little E 🙂

I'm officially declaring a war on book_bloard. Anyone who wants to be on my side sound off, and anyone who wants to be on book_bloard's side sound off. The name of my team will be "Anti-Book-Bloard".

please return to gbs

that s a good quote of life

plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure

Not out yet. Please take posting in this thread seriously.

cried into my broccoli today, new soup just dropped 💯

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3948] ant man here [/quote] careful erik

does anyone know some cool apps for the android

You ever hear the phrase "Crabs in the bucket" bro?

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-number%2Fposts%2F9778] 4 orgamecha- final warning. [/quote] sorry! the others werent loading for me. 4

“What’ll it be, Mr President?”

Genki Desu :)

i ve never smoked weed and will never, smoke weed

He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down!

Grumby

hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" 🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃 why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" 🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲 so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" 📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒 i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]

I read it all 😏

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post

whoops *𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯

/thread. 😏

go vegna

I feel bad for pressuring you like this but not as bad as i felt looking at that smilie’s big boner

love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”

trail of toilet paper that leads through the front gates of the bloard fortress and directly into the posting dungeon

id like to make an offer for the kisses i have $6 for sell i have the following trunk of tree $9 a childs wish $1 really nice sock $4 $100 $100

Pretty neat

shit. god damn it. i hate it. fuck. aaagh. aaaagh. crap. jeez. fffffucklestiltskins. aaaaaagh.

townhall

bernie bloards. like bernie bros but with the funny word bloard. let me know if you like

hola como estas

Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.

I'm pretty glad Firefly got cancelled and I think people who say it was a great show are misguided and unloved

lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)

I'm trying to become unstoppably powerful.

everyone knew CasinoPinUp was going to show up to support MichaelGen

as a working class white person, I relate all too well to *earphone cuts out & Joe Kennedy III has to improvise* cranking up kingdom Hearts piano collections so mom can't hear you slamming shaft saving this for the 2020 election cycle

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shirt idea: FRONT: hello i'd like to take a BACK: crack at a slice of that beautiful black ass, baby

*stepping all over the broken glass in my bare feet to get the $5* free frosty!!! This place is sick!