plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure
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- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3948] ant man here [/quote] careful erik
- He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down!
- on this 4/20 day i would like to remind everyone that if you blaze a fat nug you're going to hell
- trail of toilet paper that leads through the front gates of the bloard fortress and directly into the posting dungeon
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10734] Old Jacket (lo fi bedroom pop), Big Red Boat (Classic rock throwback), Stabbed (Metalcore), Stabbed! (Synth pop) [/quote] big red boat is a cool name
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13532] I will take your advice and be more like an ant in the future, thank you steelworker! [/quote] hey cmere and have some poison
- Motion denied, after carefully reviewing the evidence the court finds she'll be here soon. Court orders you two (2) to sit tight.
- love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”
- shit. god damn it. i hate it. fuck. aaagh. aaaagh. crap. jeez. fffffucklestiltskins. aaaaaagh.
- hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" 🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃 why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" 🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲 so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" 📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒 i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]
- Not too sure that I like these meta threads. Regardless, I did indeed post on Bloard today.
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5825] i caught my wife looking at bloard [/quote] post a pic of your wife so we can look at her
- ahh I'm so pleasantly surprised that I have not become horny in any way due to posting in this thread
- as a working class white person, I relate all too well to *earphone cuts out & Joe Kennedy III has to improvise* cranking up kingdom Hearts piano collections so mom can't hear you slamming shaft saving this for the 2020 election cycle
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-pushy-is-leakin%2Fposts%2F12787] How many reeks per throb [/quote] bout 20 or so
- I'm trying to become unstoppably powerful.
- [img]https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/2/avatar.jpg[/img]
- lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)
- [quote=jocelynjjones;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13594] ants keep crawling into my kitchen and eating my cat food. Edit: i dont like it [/quote] This is still happening but they come onto the counter now and run around the butter knife. I think they should die.
- Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.
- Not out yet. Please take posting in this thread seriously.
- I'm pretty glad Firefly got cancelled and I think people who say it was a great show are misguided and unloved
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- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-number%2Fposts%2F9778] 4 orgamecha- final warning. [/quote] sorry! the others werent loading for me. 4
- It's good man. It makes me feel like I have to love the posts
- I feel bad for pressuring you like this but not as bad as i felt looking at that smilie’s big boner
