thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
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- Not out yet. Please take posting in this thread seriously.
- i've got bad news for you mr spigetti one of those dreams was actually real life and i dont see any fuckin wingull in this room right now do you....
- [img]https://cdn2-thumbs.worldsex.com/albums/3/2422/cc77524a877f5e62529d5f4745fdcfb70c13471a_001_620x.jpg[/img]
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6232] My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there [/quote] this appears to be a deep web rattlesnake original. for that i bestow upon you this very special upbloard.
- damn moog thats a baller br'kf'st... two things: i like to make a fried egg and toss that bad bitch on a bagel from time to time. i use a glass tumbler i have thats really thick glass. i whisk the egg in the cup, then put the pan on top upside down. flip the sumbitch over and cook on low heat. bam perfectly round fried egg. and also: what do they call english muffins in england. is that just a muffin. then what do they call muffins? american muffins"
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- id like to make an offer for the kisses i have $6 for sell i have the following trunk of tree $9 a childs wish $1 really nice sock $4 $100 $100
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- eating peanut butter everything bagel
- the at least weasel tumble dryer saga reached its thrilling conclusion this week when at_least_weasel stopped posting on here.
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- Vacation pictures? don't mind if i do haha [img]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/fantasy-family.jpg?quality=65&strip=all[/img] *reads rest of the thread* NO!!!! no!!!! SIRI TURN OFF NOW SIRI STOP POS
- holy shit...hank wanrs to see my bloard. I’m honored, hank.😂😂😂
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_AND_Book_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcurrent-book-workout-regiment-your-doing-now%2Fposts%2F4586] crank [/quote] lol
- if you post your pw in bloard it'll automatically get filtered: ********
- my favorite is the humble angel hair spaghetti 🍝 here’s a pretty badass list https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta
- (bad to the bone guiter riff) h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-horny to the bone , (riff) , h-h-h-h-h-ho
- oh, are we being real now? this is the thread for real shit is it? permission to be really really real, for real? 😤😤😤 allow me to post some of that real shit.... for the real bloarders ONLY. read below if your one of the real ones. if your fake fuck urself. [spoiler]kingddad scared of all kinds of fish wont go in to the ocean or even the bath tub[/spoiler]
- sometimes in store and you see bisvotty often you hear fummy words 'tjat shit bidscotty!' and then store clerk turn around and
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-bloards-are-beautiful%2Fposts%2F5751] "bloard is in the eye of the +1'er" - tagline for the bloard sports drink, bloarder[b]aids[/b]™ [/quote] lmbo
- Chapter 1 Mario and luigi's worst adventure Big bill was crying since it was a thursday. Thursday was the annivesary of the time that Mario and LUigi had jumped on his brother. It was a great day in Mush room Kingdom and Mario was lazed out on his old bed. He could smell the pancakes wafting from the kitchen and the smell of an old egg. "Lugi thanks for the breakfast" he thought, but didn't say. There was no need to say out loud since they were brothers. "no problem" thought luigi He served up the breakfast and the chewecf together in silence. Mario scaned the paper and it was not good news-supposedly the princess had choked on something last night. She was in recovery but it wasnt good. princess peach was in here bed with mush room docotrs all aroun her. the toade stools docotrs all had degress in psychology and chriopracty and medical healing. they had precscripte the princes with a prescription pf mushroojm pills to helpe with here apa\tiete. she had shcoked on a mushroom in the firste place and it the main docotor said "a hare of the dog is the best cure for any aliment". all the docts nodded in agrements. They also wheeled in a tray full of invincitbility stars for the porincess to eat if it got too bad. the princess sad "this is the worste day off my life, except for when the Boweser got me and took me to his house." browser's house was of course not very good because he had a lot of pizza boxes and litter around and he never tooke out the trash. the princes cried a little and then went to sleep awith all the toad stools standing over here bed.* * they were not very tall so they were all on stools shaped like mushrooms so that they coulde see here and helep her be treated with medicine and chiropracting Sudenly luigi started bleading from his knee. "Whats the matter little brother?" cried mario in alerm. But luigi just caughed and sputered. Luigi turned his head and said "mario heres the deal. Princess peach has taken ill" mario just laughed and said "i know thats why i read the paper" but lugi shoke head and spatered blood all over the side of the reiferidgerateor. its worse than we thought, shes coughing uip mushtroms and theres no hope". At this marto and LUigi were silent. But there was a kock at th edoor. There old disnosaur was baying and barkeing at this intursion. since luigig was still shaking his head and blucking up blood from hisknee, so mario shook to his feet and stuibmled to the dore. opened th edoor and was BOWSERE big bullet bill was at the lake fishing and he caught a big trout fish and also a fish with gogols. he pulled his boat to the side of the lake and got out and put his fish on ice. he then sit by the lakeside and meditate. bullet bill said his montra ovre and ovr agin " kill mario, kill mario, kill mario, kill mario..." when luigi saw browser he fainted. mario look bowser strait in the eye and said to him "hey" Bowesr looked down ant mario and said "look. for wht its worth im sorry about the princess. i know weve had our diferences ouvre the years but thats no reason for princess peche t ofall ill like this and i know you loved her. she was an upright citizen and a down to earth ruler " mario could say nothing but lutigi could. He came up to the door and rased his white glove and brought it across bowsers orange snout with a SMEK. bowser looked down andsaid "guess i decerved that"heput on his hat, noded once, and steped down into his old beat up pontaic to drive out of there life. He turend back once, slowed his pontiac down to a crawl ,and threw a wistful stair to the house as [he drove down the lane. Mario said to luigi "we gotta save the princess." luigi nodded and coughed blood onto his white gloves. his gloves were no longer red, they were soaked in blood. luigi said "but this time, call me blood luigi" so mario and blood luiigi got theyre adventuring gear together and left their house. off they went to travel the world to search for a cure END CHAPTER ONE
- lets face it. bloard is a hit with the kids.💯 they love it, cant get enough. 😬 so the responsibilty falls on us to teach the kids and make sure they know the dangers of substance abuse 😷 [img]https://i.imgur.com/0ut5BjR.jpg[/img] for a start i created this picture of a man with the bloard logo on his head ("dubbed 'the bloard guy' ") destroying a weed ciagrette in the purest way possible (fire) i thin k this drives a strong message and shows the world that blaord does not negotiate with drugs.