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- arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!
- Whatβs that? Itβs Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- sometimes in store and you see bisvotty often you hear fummy words 'tjat shit bidscotty!' and then store clerk turn around and
- my favorite is the humble angel hair spaghetti π hereβs a pretty badass list https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta
- kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them
- holy shit...hank wanrs to see my bloard. Iβm honored, hank.πππ
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6130] I really want to die asap. canβt talk to anyone about that though. thatβs just the depression talking, or iβm obligated to report this to the authorities. or something like that, is what various people would say. [/quote] sorry to hear that my dude. as cliche as it sounds, don't feel guilty about reaching out or asking for help especially when you need to. i'm sure the fellow bloarders would give you permission to go seek help even when you can't give yourself permission π
- Awesome song! Really love the main riff/ harmonies. Definitely pick up on the Iron Maiden. Hope to hear more soon.
- i fling open the saloon doors to Bloard. a tubmlewead of doghair rolls through. at a table sits some zak guy shouting raceistly. the room has no other patrons. from behind the bar, bloardman, taking a shot of 300-proof urine: bloards dead, he says. i step fully into the room. the saloon doors creak behind me. i tip my hat. it rips in half because its a piece of shit burger king crown. fuck that, i say, and start shooting from the hip. i dont have any guns, so i'm just spitting and pointing my fingers. bloards back, baby.
- herding my kids back into the car, ruining their hopes of having a fun day at the swamp all because some guys are there wiping their asses
- we watched in the mouth of madness and sphere, it ruled, i'm seeing her again this wednesday
- free birthright trip for all bloard registree's [img]https://static.timesofisrael.com/www/uploads/2015/03/F150317MA3222.jpg[/img]
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- Iβm in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. βΊοΈ
- im strong physically and emotionally very weak spiritually psychically brittle philosophically sheer 100% real
- Derek, just know that I voted Plus on your post and not on the one where you got owned. I stand with Derek
- King dad would never utter those words of resignation. Heβs a strong brave man who slays minotaurs
- let me get in on this hex hillips... don't hog it dude
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- lets face it. bloard is a hit with the kids.π― they love it, cant get enough. π¬ so the responsibilty falls on us to teach the kids and make sure they know the dangers of substance abuse π· [img]https://i.imgur.com/0ut5BjR.jpg[/img] for a start i created this picture of a man with the bloard logo on his head ("dubbed 'the bloard guy' ") destroying a weed ciagrette in the purest way possible (fire) i thin k this drives a strong message and shows the world that blaord does not negotiate with drugs.
- "my father was a drug dealer who was shot to hell" "I wish I'd gone to Iraq"