ever shown bloard to your friends and if so howd they react 😦😧😧

It's good man. It makes me feel like I have to love the posts

that would hurt so bad

yo fuck this thread <-------------put the plus ones over there

Pretty neat

[knowing smile] was?

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a sticker that just says “BLOARD” with the phone number to the bloard head offices. simple but effective i think

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god damn it i want to make a strawberry rhubarb loaf but i don't have enough butter and the stores are closed. 👿👿👿

hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" 🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃 why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" 🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲 so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" 📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒 i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]

i'm sticking with nut grinds and egg pulls for now until my sternum heals

herding my kids back into the car, ruining their hopes of having a fun day at the swamp all because some guys are there wiping their asses

Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.

I'm pretty glad Firefly got cancelled and I think people who say it was a great show are misguided and unloved

erik that rocks. i couldn't reply to let you know that until i was having some soup. and it's 7:35AM and i'm having soup.

Pb&j

hola como estas

just had some soup

bloard was pretty cool but i've moved on to Sucking My Own Dick, Literally Fellating My Self jk 😁 bloard ft mf win

trail of toilet paper that leads through the front gates of the bloard fortress and directly into the posting dungeon

thank you :)

[quote=jocelynjjones;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13594] ants keep crawling into my kitchen and eating my cat food. Edit: i dont like it [/quote] This is still happening but they come onto the counter now and run around the butter knife. I think they should die.

lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)

go vegna

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11500] we will reduce horny bloard numbers by at least half for 2020. [/quote] this is bullshit you wont get away with this

an eye for an eye makes the whole world bloard

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2459] ive decided to take up smoking [/quote] it looks so cool.

urr lie in tha marr nan

God is real... God....... Israel

*rocks in chair, crickets chirp* aye that it do be a somewhat empty swamp indeed. storms a comin feel it in me bones *adjusts stetson*

i also pick firebender so i can finish what i started

i like the one where he coins the phrase "thank god its friday". ever since reading that tweet, i often find myself thanking god for what day of the week it is. i have never been to a TGIF's but i can see myself doing so in the near future (maybe on a friday!)

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrumple-or-fold%2Fposts%2F204] is there another way? [/quote] brendle

bloard lives matter

My advice is that you begin dating that woman again immediately, or at least begin dating somewone who is similar to her in characteristics. This g* was breaking your streak to ralize your ture Horny potential which will then help you gret better posts on bloard and also get a lot of +1s and have no spelling or grammer errors, which I do all of theose because I'm the horniest poster on here and also the best because of that. Hope this helps

please make sure to feed pigfoot before you submit your ballot everyone

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12019] Excited to announce my new band, Churrrnip and the Pussycats. If anyone would like to join, let me know. Our first single will be entitled “Scratchin some Cordurrroys/No more Father... I’m so tired.... please...” :) [/quote] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please?

bloard needs anti doping committee to prevent unscrupulous posters from getting unfair +1 advantage under the influence of nugs

kingdad is good