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- im strong physically and emotionally very weak spiritually psychically brittle philosophically sheer 100% real
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-ve-killed%2Fposts%2F11962] ive killed so many...... im the god damned killer man [/quote] id like to rectify this. since this post i have had a change of heart. i realised everyone in the world is trying to get by, everyone has things they like to do to have fun and enjoy themselves and thinking about this made me tremendously sad, its not fair to stop people having fun by killing them so i signed on for rehab. i have not killed anyone in 3 months and everyone i killed previously is actually fine
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- you guys see the seinfeld episode about ants. where cramer says "ants, jerry,, mmmmwwwAAAnts!!"
- I ate a bunch of licorice today and silently meditated on this thread, remembering the good times. it was strawberry flavored
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F13859] co-exist but its all the video game console and company symboles all together in harmony [/quote] [img]https://peacemonger.org/assets/images/CS259---Coexist-Gaming-Parody-Sticker.jpg[/img]
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12019] Excited to announce my new band, Churrrnip and the Pussycats. If anyone would like to join, let me know. Our first single will be entitled “Scratchin some Cordurrroys/No more Father... I’m so tired.... please...” :) [/quote] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please?
- going to make buffalo dip today for the first time in a long time
- lets face it. bloard is a hit with the kids.💯 they love it, cant get enough. 😬 so the responsibilty falls on us to teach the kids and make sure they know the dangers of substance abuse 😷 [img]https://i.imgur.com/0ut5BjR.jpg[/img] for a start i created this picture of a man with the bloard logo on his head ("dubbed 'the bloard guy' ") destroying a weed ciagrette in the purest way possible (fire) i thin k this drives a strong message and shows the world that blaord does not negotiate with drugs.
- this is our only safe haven from jimmy son
- [img]https://c8.alamy.com/comp/M9MC62/chestnut-pony-peeking-out-his-box-stall-M9MC62.jpg[/img]
- a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!
- to derek: happy mothafuckin birthday to everyone else: it dereks birthday today so bring your gifts to this threaf here you're go derek i got you this clump of seaweed [img]https://www.integrativenutrition.com/sites/default/files//styles/blog_-_headshot_body_image/public/amazon/shutterstock_279344777_0.jpg?itok=6zPrpnqT[/img]
- i forgot "anus titty". really not funny at all sorry guys
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5267] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker [/quote] this i s exactly why im anti ant
- I haven't posted on bloard in so long that when I type the word "bloard" it autocorrects to board again smh
- sometimes in store and you see bisvotty often you hear fummy words 'tjat shit bidscotty!' and then store clerk turn around and
- King dad would never utter those words of resignation. He’s a strong brave man who slays minotaurs
- herding my kids back into the car, ruining their hopes of having a fun day at the swamp all because some guys are there wiping their asses