[img]http://i.imgur.com/BOM2t3F.png[/img] Name: Boss age: 2.5 Breed: schnauzer Likes: eating schoolchildren, spaghetti sauce Dislikes: balloons, schoolchildren, water Enemies: Bus drivers Talents: can jump six feet in air Brain power: passed a turing test Favorite movie: stealing harvard Idols: rudolf carnap, inventor of esperanto, the lnaguage of peace Car: he can move the pavement like magneto and go anywhere he wants