[scene the club "INTERIOR"]
hot girl dancing up to me: Holy shit..those moves are fucking bad ass. they are so sick and wicked..they rule
me: thanks :)
hot girl: you seem so intune with your body andthe music..its like youre on a badass drug cocktail but from the looks of you youve never been cool enough to do drugs even once
me: thats right
hot girl: it must have been so hard to learn to dance like that. im so impressed
me: really all i did was post on bloard.com., which is kind of like an offsite for weird twitter. whats weird twitter? ah - youre in for a treat. its like all these people who are so ironic and cool and self aware and shite go onto the social media site twitter and instead of posting like a total sheeple w/ tweets like "im loving this normal person thing ^-^" they post badass high irony level stuff like "i are lurving teh nermal person ting o_O". youd love it
hot girl: wow..woah. that sound so cool. hey you want to have gay sex.
me:*looking at my iWatch* id <3 2 but i really cant. i have to go home and remember my bloard pass word and post for the first time in 4 months and get a handful of views from my fellow bloarders and one like which is from my alt account.
hot girl" wow.that sounds really kewl, mind if i come ovwer and join you ;)
ya actually - me
- here's the bloard dance [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/7sgJ57ZItF0Kk/giphy.gif?response_id=591fbde1e677d6f8c178e403[/img]
- the real bloard dance [youtube]https://youtu.be/_UVfqA_2pcA[/youtube]
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F2982] the real bloard dance [youtube]https://youtu.be/_UVfqA_2pcA[/youtube] [/quote] cool
- i are lurving hamilton
- I'm gay
- I'm gay
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F3010] I'm gay [/quote] [quote=online_homies;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F3009] I'm gay [/quote] glad you guys felt comfortable enough to come out to me
- I'm Nothing. I don't even exist. These posts are figments of your imagination.
- teach me how to bloard dance
- oppa gangnam style!
