here's a fun game. how it works is, you post a wish, and then the next person says how the cursed monkeu's paw makes your wish backfire in a cruel and ironic fashion, and then makes a wish themselves. do you get it? example: PERSON 1: I wish i could jet-ski faster than any other. PERSON 2: While you're out jet-skiing both your parents get shot point blank in the back of the head. I wish for a million bottles of soda. (end of example) I will start. i wish i was the CEO of microsoft and lived in a mansion

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12529] I will start. i wish i was the CEO of microsoft and lived in a mansion [/quote] Everyone from the continent of Africa makes you take every single one of your vaccines at once and it kills you. I wish I had a never ending ice cream cone

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12530] I wish I had a never ending ice cream cone [/quote] [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/4585114d8e85229117ca3d5b4f4da7a9/tenor.gif?itemid=3715204[/img] you eat the ice cream in hell for an eternity I wish I would have banged my freshman creative writing professor. She called me into her office, closed the door, and took off her sweatshirt, and while she was taking it off, I thought to myself "this is it," but then she sat down and we discussed my writing. it wasn't it.

you got her naked and her dick was bigger than yours. she stamped your lower back with a big red F and you failed the class. i wish i could drive Gravedigger (the monster truck, Gravediggger)

You can drive gravedigger but every government in the world issues an emergency Super Monster Truck to all people on earth except for regular monster truck drivers I wish i could have a nice time posting on bloard with my friends

As you log into bloard you get up to grab a little snack 'fore you post. You come back and there is wet all over your bloard-accession devices. Upon *SIP* you realize aloud 'Aw sip, it's piss!'. This bloarding time will not be a nice one. I wish I had telepathy to communicate with underground grubs and insects

you learn to talk to all the earth-based creepy crawlies and beasties and things are going really great. just as you're beginning to think "wow these guys are all so great!", you stumble across a very serious plot by ants to kidnap [url=https://bloard.com/users/littleerik]littleerik[/url]. when you try to tell others they think it's a funny joke and don't take it seriously. i wish i owned Herbie, the car with a 'tude

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12574] i wish i owned Herbie, the car with a 'tude [/quote] you own herbie......... online.......... you owned herbie so hard on twitter that he deleted his account, the world laughs and he now only posts on facebook. because of this tremendous fall from grace herbie is outcast from the social circles of the hollywood elite. herbie slowly fades into irrelevancy.... 8 years later you pull up to a drive thru. herbie serves you a mcflurry. you try not to make eye contact. i wish i was a hot elf and gandalf was my boyfriend

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12585] i wish i was a hot elf and gandalf was my boyfriend [/quote] you're the sexiest half-halfling half-elf i've ever seen and gandalf wakes you up every morning with breakfast in bed that includes 3 pancakes, syrup, coffee, and a fresh rose from the bush in the garden outside your flat. unfortunately you live in Baldur's Gate, and after the [url=https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Time_of_Troubles]Time Of troubles[/url] you are viewed with disdain in town due to your half elven (possibly bhaalspawn) heritage. I wish I could be friends with every little piggy on earth 🐽🐷🐖😃

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12596] I wish I could be friends with every little piggy on earth 🐽🐷🐖😃 [/quote] the pigs keep coming into your house and they keep getting mud everywhere but its not the good mud instead its the bad mud that gets into the bricks and mortar or whatever your house is made of and your house smells bad and then crumbles apart and turns into a swamp and also your paychecks keep rotting away because of the mud and your neighbours house is full of good mud and youre jealous anyway id like there to be a new sequel to youtube

A new youtube comes out it is called vine 2. it instantly becomes the biggest video sharing site on the net and everyone gous wild for it. you make a couple of dumb videos just to send to some of your friends but then they start doing insane numbers. you have no idea why but you get millions of views and have more subscribers than anyone else on the site. the momentum on your vine 2 channel continues to build and your faeces pottery videos make you a household name the world over! you get millions of dollars from sponserships and you frequently appear on national television, and vine 2 the company sends you a official vine 2 t-shit with your username on the back . you're run over by a train i wish i could shapeshift into various animal formes (bison, newt, electric eel) at will